*throws her into the back of a transit and drives off*

Go ahead, Harry.

BEN, GET YOUR FINE ASS BACK HERE. I NEED YOU FOR SECURITY.

Oh my god, Lorraine just spilt wine on my dress. -goes to change whilst giving her evils-

*Spanks Lorraine*

-reappears wearing this-

http://www.catanna.com/catwomancostumevixen.jpg

Well, this party is a dud. And my +1 isn't turning up til later.

Shaun, darling, hitch up the tone or I'm leaving.

POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE!

Oops, quoted wrong one :P

Lauren, it doesn't even start until 9.

rawwrr :wink:
everyone's looking luuush :)
-clicks fingers- waiter another drink plz

Still, the pre-party cocktails have not yet made their way around to me, and the canapés? Whiskas smeared on jacobs cream crackers.

My work outfit

http://www.frankcasey.co.nz/images/suit_metro_00.jpg

My 'friend' to help me

http://i40.tinypic.com/msoxmf.jpg

I have my equipment ready which I will post later

Classy strip poker anyone? :tongue:

Eurgh, you so did not wear the same outfit as Lorraine :shocked:

Cloak room open! Please ask me and I will give you a ticket.

http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/medi...om_Tickets.jpg

Tickets shown above are NOT what you are getting, Mine are different.

Okay, I'd just like to say a big welcome to my party. I'd like to start off with a few thank yous first of all. To Harry, for keeping the cloakroom in pristine order and agreeing to help with that side of tonight.

To Ben and his security team for not only keeping us safe from TiBB failures, but also looking fetch when they do it.

And finally, and most importantly, to MarkWaldorf. His help and preparations for tonight have been nothing short of spectacular. I think we can all agree that he is an inspiration and we're all a million times better off with his presence.

Now, there's a bar over there *points*, staff are walking around with platters of canapés, and Basement Jaxx will be kicking off the entertainment shortly.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!

-Grabs beer and schmoozes-

S'up all?

*sneaks in*

BEN, REMOVE IT PLEASE.

WUTISDIS?!?!?!?!?!

:tongue:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Basement Jaxx.

Yay its started ! :bouncy:

Any one want me or Katie to give you a ticket?

-dances gagging on vodka bottle-

Dances Like this

http://www.123mycodes.com/myspacefun...f/img/3909.gif

-goes into toilet with small bag of what appears to be fine sugar and a £20 note-

*everyone stops and stares as I get out limo*

http://i44.tinypic.com/xkrsid.jpg

*Tells shaun on you*

-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

Thank you. Oh very, it's amazing how vicious the paparazzi can be.

Shaun whos serving the drinks, My friend is thirsty.

Who wants a ticket anyone?

Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

:lovedup:

Do you need me to take your coat?

Will do:thumbs:

Harry, the bar-staff are MrLuvaLuva, Ash, Sunny, James, Mark and Kaz. They're not allowed to speak to us, though.

IKR

...

I don't know. :bawling:

I don't have one. I'd like a drink please. :lovedup: