Post them then I will just do all my three now so I am completely up to date

NNN ok

cut Marcus save Laura

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#. Marcus Akin (BB10)

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I know it might be off limits to talk about someone's looks but I'm sorry, Marcus just repulses me in every sense.

So yeah, there's this common myth that Marcus was A Big Character and some even try to label him as the best HM ever (!!!) but I don't really find him epic at all and he never actually did much? Like everyone else in BB10, he spent his time vying for Noirin's affection and was really desperate and unsuccessful, so then he spent the rest of his time moping under the duvet by the pool because he got friendzoned for obvious reasons (I mean look at him, not to mention that he was actually creepy and was 35 at the time and still lived in his mother's basement and whatever else) ~~~~how epic~~~~ ~*BlOoDy BrIlLiAnT*~ LEGEND!!! ya, no.

When Marcus wasn't too busy trying to woo Noirin by offering her alcohol to see her tits (:eek:) and alpha-dogging Sree (how impressive, it's ****ing Sree), he spent the rest of his time being a WIND UP MERCHANT which is really the worst phrase ever. This just consisted of Marcus, like, complaining about how he was better than every task they had to do and talking back to Big Brother because he was just that AWESOME (spoiler: he wasn't) and it was just as tedious as it sounds since it was the same shtick every damn day. I think some people love Marcus because he called David a fat **** and he was the FUNNIEST THING EVEReleven but you could pretty much go to any bar on this planet and hear someone who thinks they're a lot cooler than they are call someone that. I wasn't impressed.

I'm saving Laura (BB11) because I did find her five days more entertaining than anything Marcus did :3

Is there anything wrong with them?

Jonty's been cut

Kieran McLeod (BB16)

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geddit because he's got a funny voice lols

Yeah I didn't particularly care for Kieran? And considering he was pretty under-the-radar for the 18 days he was there, that isn't surprising. I could write a more in-depth entry about BB14 legend Margaret the Oyster than this 'un.

So Kieran entered, his obvious shtick being his accent and the fact that he was unfortunate enough to come from Birmingham made him an obvious early comedy figure (not to mention it delivered Chloe’s first ‘moment’ in "is that yer real voice??? :):):)" so yay I guess?) but as the first third of the series progressed, he became less of a comedic figure and more of an apparent fatherly one. Well, the kind of father who tells the mother that they’re too old. Yes, Kieran and Eileen had one of the many early-BB16 feuds that never reached its full potential (/was never even explained), and I suppose that’s the only reason that comes to mind why I'm not a Kieran fan. Perhaps if #4in4out hadn’t happened – and part of me is glad it did, because Harry and Sam are vastly superior to Harriet and Sarah have we established that yet – we would have learned more about Kieran and I may have grown to like him. But from the little I saw, I just couldn't.

Also he was quite good in his eviction interview because he acknowledged the ridiculousness of the twist without seeming bitter like Sarah/a snotty crying mess like Harriet/booed off-stage like the twins. That is the first and only time in which I will ever compliment Kieran.

And so The KMS Show (he does know that stands for The Kieran McLeod Show Show, doesn’t he? Also he does know that KMS stands for 'kill myself', doesn't he? Perhaps it’s a good thing he was evicted when he was after all) comes to a close. These budget cuts to public service broadcasting, eh?

I save Sada because without Sada we wouldn't have Wolfy and without Wolfy we wouldn't have Margaret the Oyster and without Margaret the Oyster we wouldn't have this write-up and you can see the quandary I'm in here can't you.

Postscript: also he delivered the line "you're engaged? Congratulations :):):)" at a point at which Sarah looked like she was contemplating suicide but I'm not allowed to say I found it funny because I've given him enough praise in this entry. By which I mean I praised him once.

Nope. I veto Marcus being cut. It's not happening.

(also Eugene)

cut Mikey save wolfy
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MICHAEL "MIKEY" HUGHES - BB9, runner up
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Out of the mostly dire cast of BB9, from launch Mikey was my least fave and it remained that way throughout (well he would rise a bit when B Block got awful... god I hate this series) because I knew he would never get nominated and would get sympathy votes for being the blind hero in the house, so thank the lawd for Rachel Rice. I don't really understand where his fans came from either.. like all he did in the house was moan all the time about every single aspect of the house which no one else bar Mario (also ew) cared about and he'd constantly make creepy lude jokes. His vile antics were quite uncomfortable at times, such as washing his genitalia in a public cup in the bathroom, putting Sylvia's knickers on without her consent and starting harrowing conversations about necrophilia. What's the most annoying about this, is because he was blind he got away with all the creepy antics on the inside and outside of the house. Fair enough it's entertaining to watch someone lack social awareness but not when it's making your skin crawl :yuk:.

Then there was the scotch bonnet incident, which is amongst some people's all time fave moments (?!)... well done a blind man ate a hot chili.

I suppose he was slighty redeemed in his anti-Rex/Nicole crusade where he would be one of the few HMs not afraid righteously drag them. I also appreciated his friendship with Lisa towards the end. But for me his last few weeks were not enough to mask the rest of the awful **** he had to put us through, and he really did NOT deserve to make it all the way to the end without merit... but neither did Mo/Darnell.

Corrected!

Save Roberto, cut Sezer

This veto thing. Do I pick a new housemate as well or do I just make Pete's life more difficult?

what's done is done~

and if this does get vetoed or whatever (lol as if this rankdown has any concrete rules) then you're free to use the Marcus write up when he inevitably gets nominated sooner rather than later yw.ia

He would have had a final pass if I was quicker. You are lucky he might only last two more rounds at most! But yeah if he goes now then he goes I guess. It's not like the majority of the top 100 won't be ghastly.

I know the rules of this game are about as tight as Shanessa's breasts but yeah I'm pretty sure you can only use the veto before someone's been cut

(so there's still hope for Lee Davey yet!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!)

Eugene was cut

Save Sezer cut Roberto

But Reece was questioning using it on Lesleh during my round and she was already out at this point. The game can be far too quick for save and replace in that sense. You get left with right no marks to use it on

I've already done the opposite result. Sorry luv :laugh:

sup

Don't even talk about intelligence luv!

#getsreeout

Who's left for me?

Get the ball out?


re veto.. I mentioned it changing but no-one except Shaun/Lucas iirc discussed it so do what you want with it :joker: