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Or should it be "I object" :think: It's been a while since I ruined a wedding... :whistle:
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Kirk, do you take Mercedes to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health? |
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Well, ladies and gentlemen it seems with have some problems and therefore the wedding is off, refreshment are available. |
I would like to say after sleeping with Kirk for the first time I found out I was a lesbian
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Thank you and my sincere apologise. |
I was attracted to you Mercedes but I have REALLY fallen head-over-heels in love with someone else off Tibb. My pulse races a little and my heart beats a little faster at the mere mention of her name - a sip of fine brandy has the same effect, but she is lovelier than any cognac.
I'm sorry, but I only realised today that I REALLY do love her. |
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I don't care I got all the magazine deals and offers for other reality TV shows
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NO ONE has asked just WHO my mystery love is. Perhaps we can play a guessing game?
She is highly intelligent. She is a modern, independant woman. She takes no prisoners. She is a member of this forum. |
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