I wanna get drunk but I'm so hungover :worry:

what were you drinking :smug:

fosters

hot

He'll break your heart as he has done mine......anyone's bend over for 10 shillings

LOL - that is funny - you can drink that pinkelwasser 24/7 and never become drunken

ios 7 only

It makes me rotten the next day

~ help me ~
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:elephant:

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten;
Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land :dazzler:

there's genuinely nothing more exhilarating when someone unfollows you for tweeting about things you like. if that warrants an unfollow then you don't deserve to follow me in the first place lmao bye it's a good feeling know you have that power

Maybe that's the urinewater you are drinking - try real beer instead :joker:

I mucked up my maths paper :(

A dirty protest? Don't worry - resit can come?

Nope, it's my last year at college. I didn't completely muck it up I think I lost like 8 marks, but it's my easier exam & I wanted 90% to help me out on the others. I just made silly mistakes & read a question wrong

Maybe 64/72, but thestudentroom found the exam easy, so the grade boundaries will be 60 for an A, I wanted about 67, but it didn't go disastrously :)

JUst chill MMI - it is not the end of the world. Wish I could find a funny story to cheer you up

I am HD ready

i wanna go a party tonight but all my friends are either moneyless or already sorted it out cos i only decided i wanted to go half an hour ago and the parties like 30 minutes away by car welp

i wanna go to a party but all of my friends don't exist

you have me http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...r58838_178.gif

who would even want more

greedy people that's who

like 1/2 of clean bandit are hot

I'm peeling D:

:worry:

I tried sitting in the garden before coz it was really sunny but a bee came so i went back inside and watched tv

hope u r k