bc impatience... TIMEBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!


Lucas: Saved Lynne, Evicted Aaron
Jake: Saved Stephanie, Evicted Shievonne
Reece: Saved Grace, Evicted Ife
Petemitch: Saved Adjoa, Evicted Sophie BB3
Daniel-X: Saved Biannca, Evicted Alexandra
MB: Saved Laura, Evicted Justine
Daniel_: Saved Kitten, Evicted Emily

Vetoes used
Espeon-BB: Vetoed Saskia
Daniel_: Vetoed Sophie
Petemitch: Vetoed Gina

Evict Sophie, save Lynne

-Save Steph, Evict Gina-

Save Grace, evict Ife
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IFE KUKU - BB11, 16th place
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/23/bb11_110610_ife_kuku_01.jpg

Ife is one of those HMs that sadly peaked on launch night (I see you Nick BB16). She is picked by BB then mysteriously starts chanting "the secret has worked" to a startled Davina followed going into the house and shockingly removing her wig to show us her bald locks. From the launch, she was high up there with my faves and I thought she had much potential but I thought wrong..

The first few weeks, spotting Ife would be a shock and you'd often wonder whether they've thrown in a newbie without telling us. When you did see Ife, she would be the third-wheel of Lezza clique Caoimhe-Shabby-Ife, and whilst she may have been a tad boring.. she was her best during these weeks with the clique. After Sunshine's eviction, Ife began to distance herself from Shabs and Caoimhe until it blew up in a big row during cringegate (Ife got really angry as Shabby called her dancing cringey :joker:). From what I remember Ife was awful during the row as she just kept shouting to Caoimhe " WHAT PART OF DO NOT TALK TO ME DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND" x100 and it was incredibly tiresome (scalp ha Caoimhe x). Shabby walked the next day and I think Caoimhe and Ife were at odds with each other for the following week, although Caoimhe had bigger fish to fry in the Save and Replace task (<3). Ife and Caoimhe made up before her inevitable eviction against a white male but it was pretty much too little too late for her in my books. Although, I did appreciate her last minute turnaround on John James. And kudos for the MESSY eviction outfit serving a prisoner:
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/...ig-brother.jpg

I also think she's one of the most forgotten fifth boots evah? Like is she ever spoken about?

Oh and she released a song :joker:

Save and replace Gina xxx

Save Sophie, Evict Emily

do you pick who to replace ha with, Pete? Or shall I just throw up an irrel like Maysoon

Why is it all girls/Chanelle

Go for it!

Save and Replace Emily

nvm hun cut the hoe.

wait what hang on I save Helen

-Ha2_ Sophie Reade

http://themajors.net/wp-content/uplo...e+Reade+01.jpg


Sorry she can't be saved I've already done my write up I'm afraid even if I edit this after somebody saves her. I'm bitter over Marcus supposedly now being shunned, when this no mark gets overrated to ****. Boring bitch who had a Showmance with a knob and then got a bit drunk. Mesmerizing. One of the worst winners to date.

(Unless Marcus got saved after all I just saw Espeon cull him for no reason)

NEVERMIND. THE FLOP GOT VETOED

Alexandra De-Gale - BB9:

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_imag...lex_004_01.jpg

'You'll never ever be ready, memba I told you' well I'm certainly ready for this eviction. Alexandra was awful and I can't believe some people still love her and call her a QUEEN and things like that. She's human trash. When I look back at Alexandra's VT I actually like her and she looks set to be a pretty good housemate she was funny and fiery and most of all quite interesting tbh with her background converting to a Muslim etc. She wasn't really anything like her VT though. She was an aggressive, intimidating bully and she often provided uncomfortable viewing. She lost her cool because of some oven chips that Bex burnt and when Stephanie and Rachel attempted to defend her she was horrible towards them and made Rachel cry. Blew everything out of proportion and screamed at Steph calling her a prick. Thing was about Alexandra she wasn't even good in an argument she would just scream and shout random things often irrelevant things to do with the argument.

Her next nasty point was when Mo dressed up as a female for a party as a joke and Alexandra went off on one again. 'Im a Muslim and you're a Muslim' as she kept repeating and even though I STRONGLY dislike Mo I couldn't help feel a tiny bit sorry for him on this occasion. Anyone who makes me feel sorry for Mo just proves that they are scum also to be honest. However, if this woman was so strong in her belief towards her religion would she smoke and drink? As she said frequently no she wouldn't.

But most of all, if she was a Muslim would she threaten people who nominated her with her 'gangsta friends' and threaten to get them shot. No I don't think she would.

I save Biannca because titties and best Armageddon housemate. Fact.

Save Orlegend, CUT SASKIA

Actually no, let ha go

Some Bitch Called Justine (BB4)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com...stine-notw.jpg

Fun fact: Justine’s showing more expression in that image than she did in two weeks in the house.

In case my feelings on her weren't particularly clear already, there is literally no point in Justine… *googles surname* Sellman. No point. Justine Sellman is pointless. As far as Big Brother is concerned, Justine Sellman shouldn’t exist. Justine Sellman is an anomaly. A blip in time and space that was never supposed to be. A mistake of a housemate in BB4 of all series. Should she ever have been cast as a human being? Who knows.

All this goes to say that I remember little about Justine other than the amount that I dislike her, and in saying that I can’t – and don’t really want to – remember exactly why. Well, she was friends with Steph and that immediately puts her near the bottom of any BB4-shaped pile (she’s the third person I’ve cut from her series and I think a pattern’s beginning to emerge), she absolutely detested Jon, who happened to be surprisingly popular – being one of the few sources of entertainment or even footage an’ all (this also puts her near the bottom of the BB4 scrapheap. Not looking good for our Justine, is it?) although I suppose this rivalry was worth it for her look(s) of utter disgust at being evicted over him, and… um… that was it? I think she spoke about having had a nose job once? I’m struggling to recall anything else to write about. She was the bore to end all bores (sadly she did not) and not even in a lolrandom way, a la Laura. How she lasted this long into the ranking is beyond me.

Lol people could spend money to vote her back in at one point imagine that.

I'm saving Laura bc obviously.

At the discretion of the vetoer I guess (lmao)

VETO Sophie

k well someone tell me who I'm writing about instead of Gina then

:clap1:

Took me ages to do that write up for her. Can't I'm afraid. Not fair <\3

Can someone with taste final pass Gina?

Certainly

I use my final pass on Laura