preach it

people cutting corners on the road, mainly wimmen

When the kettle turns itself on...
http://i.imgur.com/8JY2Ves.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

My mum did that yesterday and then went off on a rant when a male driver gave her a dirty look. She looked at me and I was like "Well, he's right. What the hell are you playing at?" :hehe:

Hairs in my food ewww

Youtube buffering/Bad internet connection

Dropping my phone

Forgetting what I was going to do/say

When you cant find the names of songs you really like

Waiting for people to text you back!!!

When you go to a coffee shop and ask for a little milk and they pour loads in. Makes me want to chuck it on the barista! Some of us like it muddy :rant:

When google maps gets the tube times wrong and you're like a whole 2 minutes late!

When you light the wrong end of a cigarette

There was too many to do a post for each one, so...

1. Myself when I'm drunk.

2. When you put your phone in your front hoodie pocket, then take your hoodie off while having a whiz, then watching your phone land in the whiz.

3. One night stands that won't leave.

4. Fit one night stands that want you to leave.

5. When you're on the bus and right before you're due to get to your stop you get a "bus stiffy", so you get off at the next stop (or worse) and have to walk back on yourself.

6. When you've been sitting down for ages and then stand up too fast and do an old lady wobble.

7. When you accidentally use the conditioner first.

8. When you see the really hot guy that you're destined to be with on grindr and spend ages thinking of the perfect thing to say to him and he blocks you.

9. When you fancy a guy and your friend says he looks like your dad.

10. My mum asking me if people that she works with are gay when I've never met them, because y'know, I should be able to tell just from the description which is always something like "he's single and over 30"...!!!???

11. My mum living in the 1950's, still.

12. Tourists.

I'm pretty sure that's everything that irritates me

..I feel your pain with the conditioner first thing Liam..I even tried mouthwash once when I was really dopey...

Oh yeah been there! Basically any morning activity when you've just got up. It's up there with putting the coffee jar in the fridge instead of the milk and pouring the kettle over cereal.

..haha, yeah we've tried them all haven't we Liam...and then later in the day we'll be saying...who the heck put the coffee in the fridge..:fist:...

:joker::joker:

:sad:Lost my glasses

There are still mosquitos nibbling me at this time of year! :fist:

Coarse woolly jumpers
Tics
Mites
:hehe:

:laugh: I have loads of pairs placed around because I always lose the ones I wear for close work.

I choked at this :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

That Welsh dude on Facebook and his obviously fake/set up pranks on his mate. After the first one you'd cotton on he's always prancking you. Can't go a day with out seeing his ****e on my timeline

When someone uses my tub of cottage cheese to make a sarnie but leaves the tin foil still on the lid but all ripped open. Take the damn foil off!!! :fist::fist::fist:

...ouch, I just walked into the coffee table...

stupid coffee tables getting in the way of your daily routine

....3.30am is not that funny and slightly irritating...

Keep scratching myself every time I put my Dressing Gown on.:mad: