and Paulie's revealing the Executives to Natalie. She's known about this for at least two days now and she's just playing so dumb :love:

Paulie: That's why when James did it, it was kind of an "et tu Brute" type thing.
Natalie: What's that? :)

alollllll I'm sure Natalie doesn't know what et tu Brute actually means but I'm just gonna pretend she's playing dumb because it's just funnier that way :love:

wtf is this Sezer/Brutus metaphore?

Paulie turning to Latin phrases and stories to explain James' betrayal of him. :laugh3: and why the hell is he saying this to NATALIE?! He's losing his damn mind.

I'm not the least surprised that Paulie's apology tour includes him comparing himself to Julius Caesar

Paulie: I know you don't watch much Big Brother but my brother always gathered all the information & gave it to his alliance. That's how they knew who to target. That's what I was doing.

(translation: my brother was Derrick's bitch and did all his dirty work for him)

sounds like Paulie's working towards some fake tears to try to appeal to Natalie.

(in a completely unrelated note, I don't think that complaining to her about James and comparing him to Brutus is really the best approach to take with this. But hey, what do I know?)

Natalie running back to James and telling him everything Paulie says :clap1:

lmaooooo and Natalie's off running to James telling him that Paulie thinks everything that comes out of his mouth is so perfect and she had to apologize many times to get him to even apologize once :joker::joker::joker:

I mean Paulie did apologize like once or twice within all of that (for the FTs comment he made) but it did include a whole lot of other stuff like saying others were doing it too, how he felt on his end of the situation, and going off on tangents about James' betrayal and loyalty and whatever else... :joker:

Jersey he LITERALLY apologized for being part of a joke (FTs) that fifteen other people were a part of, it was the most obvious non-apology

"He just talked so much, I was so tired" :joker::joker::joker: I love Natalie so ****ing much

I know but before he got into that he did say "and I do apologize for making that comment" ... then later on he apologized again while throwing in that 15 others were part of it and how he wasn't the one who started it.

It was a pretty ****ty apology tho I'm not gonna lie.

Paulie telling Paul he thinks that he's the only one besides Nicole who would take one of them off. I think he's trying his best to make Paul feel like he trusts him (or idk how much he actually still trusts Paul) but there's nooo way Paul will budge on this and it's funny seeing Paul's reaction to this. :joker:

Natalie recapping her conversation with Paulie to James is everything. She is so spot on about everything it's amazing.

lmfaooooooooooo Paul and Nicole in the Safari Room...

Paul: So everyone keeps bringing up this five guys alliance... what is your reaction to that? Like why do you not give a ****?

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

"Do you just roll over and accept this situation?"

Paul is us.

Paulie you look so desperate I bet even Cody is embarassed for you

LOL Natalie getting the hell out of the have-not room while Paulie is talking to James. :joker:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

"After you heard that are you not bothered by that? Like I would be pissed"
"No I'm really notttttttt, I kinda think it's just a little funny because you can only expect it :)"
"That kinda sucks, why would you expect it?"
"I mean, if they were to X me"
"You would just take it as the game comes, just **** it?"
"Mhmm. I'm just a fan so I'm just grateful to be here and stuff, and if that's what they want to do then that's the best game move because I'm not as strong as people and stuff. Corey literally told me that :joker: I think he's such a cool dude and I'm not gonna roll over and die by any means but I'm not gonna hold it against him because I can only expect that from him"

Nicole has officially become a parody of herself.

Omg this conversation between Paul & Nicole is hilarious. :laugh3:

As funny as that sounds I don't think she's serious. I think she feels that she's F3 with Corey & Paulie (if it was possible for them to get there I think they obviously would) but she needs to say this while Corey & Paulie are on the block this week. It can only help her game to say something like this.

Yeah, Nicole's explaining basically that to Corey right now.

Nicole: I need the 5 guys to reform their alliance which is crazy.

:joker:

"Y'all will be at my ****ing wedding, in my ****ing, ya know, bridal party, whatever it's called. Groomsmen? whatever it's called, I don't know what it's called, but whatever. And I know for a fact that Derrick will be in Cody's ****ing bridal party, whatever it's called, ya know?"

Kill me.