why does jay gag so much

jay did i tell you i put just spinach and water in my bullet before and drank it iT WAS DISGUSTING

ew but I didn't think you were supposed to be able to taste the spinach? But I guess you could? lmao

So i have a friend that I've been ignoring for months now because she's basically a self centered bitch, i let my phone ring whenever she phones and i ignore all her messages..
But the past 2 days she's been sending me messages like 'are you dead?' 'I'm really worried' 'please answer me'
But i know if i answer her she'll spend about 10 seconds feigning relief then go on to spend about 5 hours talking about herself, a subject which I really don't care to discuss.
Help :worry:

there wasn't a really distinct taste tbh but the texture was making me vom coz it was like really frothy

I did that to someone for like 6 months once but I accidentally sent a message to them after all of it, then continued to ignore them.

Just make out that you've changed your phone number if you ever bump into her.

i love niall

fake your death

where is Daniel?

Eww no. Frothy spinach sounds lovely :omgno:

i'm dying @ this
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0cfae4a9...8o1_r2_250.gifhttps://38.media.tumblr.com/ac59affd...8o2_r2_250.gif

:think: do i need a new sig?

omf
https://40.media.tumblr.com/a5be5de3...8puo1_1280.png

omg! :flutter:

'hey what do you think ireland looks like?'
me: https://31.media.tumblr.com/d503967e...9Er1r0b0tu.jpg

She's moved away for uni :flutter:

Your casual racism is ****ing disgusting

Me after having that operation to make your abs show

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b0c4166c9...h198o1_500.gif

i love mr paparazzi

NOOOOOOOO

when people ask for my type of boy and i can show them this picture so i don't have to explain. #lazyness

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...r300_guide.jpg

i thought you liked vaginny gin gins

I'm greedy I like both :fan:

Tom, I've found the perfect emote to use next time you sass me :flutter:

so luke likes vaginny gin gins and cock