Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8036618)

I need a drink.

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8036626)

Reece?

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8036406)

Alexandra De-Gale - BB9:

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_imag...lex_004_01.jpg

'You'll never ever be ready, memba I told you' well I'm certainly ready for this eviction. Alexandra was awful and I can't believe some people still love her and call her a QUEEN and things like that. She's human trash. When I look back at Alexandra's VT I actually like her and she looks set to be a pretty good housemate she was funny and fiery and most of all quite interesting tbh with her background converting to a Muslim etc. She wasn't really anything like her VT though. She was an aggressive, intimidating bully and she often provided uncomfortable viewing. She lost her cool because of some oven chips that Bex burnt and when Stephanie and Rachel attempted to defend her she was horrible towards them and made Rachel cry. Blew everything out of proportion and screamed at Steph calling her a prick. Thing was about Alexandra she wasn't even good in an argument she would just scream and shout random things often irrelevant things to do with the argument.

Her next nasty point was when Mo dressed up as a female for a party as a joke and Alexandra went off on one again. 'Im a Muslim and you're a Muslim' as she kept repeating and even though I STRONGLY dislike Mo I couldn't help feel a tiny bit sorry for him on this occasion. Anyone who makes me feel sorry for Mo just proves that they are scum also to be honest. However, if this woman was so strong in her belief towards her religion would she smoke and drink? As she said frequently no she wouldn't.

But most of all, if she was a Muslim would she threaten people who nominated her with her 'gangsta friends' and threaten to get them shot. No I don't think she would.

I save Biannca because titties and best Armageddon housemate. Fact.

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8038320)

Alex was edited terribly and people forget that she had emotions ie crying in the diary room and laughing at the smallest things (even during her fight with Mo). All she needed was anger management classes tbh

Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 8038664)

Alexandra :love: QUEEN

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8036704)

cut Keeley save Maisy? I think?

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#. Keeley Johnson (BB11)

http://i.imgur.com/6FoebWs.gif

I think a lot of us had high hopes for Keeley but she just ended up being normal and vanilla :\ BB11 was my first series and I kinda drifted in and out at times because a 70-something episode show is EXHAUSTING for an American not used to the format (hell I thought BBUS was a ****ing endeavor until I came across this once-magical show) so let's see what I remember about Keeley. She was really short? I think she said that the house was disgusting, and it probably was? She and Steve were low-key insufferable in their Baron/Baroness bull**** I think? I remember that it was A Thing but I don't even care to remember the specifics of it until I rewatch 11 eventually so yeah.

I guess we can give Keeley some credit for pioneering BBUK medevacs, right? The fact that there are some people who can manage to break bones and have life-threatening injuries within the confines of a ridiculously safe television studio really intrigues me. Why was she even forced out of the house anyway? BBUK really isn't that strenuous of a show, homegirl could sit around on couches and gossip even if her leg is in a cast. I guess production tried to rectify this three years later by keeping Jackie Travers in when she conceived a power-walking injury (<333333)

But even in Keeley's BIG MOMENT she was so ridiculously overshadowed by Corin so that really says it all about Keeley doesn't it?

I'm saving Maisy because she and Keeley play kinda similar roles in BBUKdom for me, but I'm fresh off of a 12 rewatch so I'm more fond of Maisy atm.

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8036409)

Some Bitch Called Justine (BB4)

http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com...stine-notw.jpg

Fun fact: Justine’s showing more expression in that image than she did in two weeks in the house.

In case my feelings on her weren't particularly clear already, there is literally no point in Justine… *googles surname* Sellman. No point. Justine Sellman is pointless. As far as Big Brother is concerned, Justine Sellman shouldn’t exist. Justine Sellman is an anomaly. A blip in time and space that was never supposed to be. A mistake of a housemate in BB4 of all series. Should she ever have been cast as a human being? Who knows.

All this goes to say that I remember little about Justine other than the amount that I dislike her, and in saying that I can’t – and don’t really want to – remember exactly why. Well, she was friends with Steph and that immediately puts her near the bottom of any BB4-shaped pile (she’s the third person I’ve cut from her series and I think a pattern’s beginning to emerge), she absolutely detested Jon, who happened to be surprisingly popular – being one of the few sources of entertainment or even footage an’ all (this also puts her near the bottom of the BB4 scrapheap. Not looking good for our Justine, is it?) although I suppose this rivalry was worth it for her look(s) of utter disgust at being evicted over him, and… um… that was it? I think she spoke about having had a nose job once? I’m struggling to recall anything else to write about. She was the bore to end all bores (sadly she did not) and not even in a lolrandom way, a la Laura. How she lasted this long into the ranking is beyond me.

Lol people could spend money to vote her back in at one point imagine that.

I'm saving Laura bc obviously.