Marcus\' Weak Muscles - Worse than Usual?
 

Marcus is not a big man but I think we all expected he would do fairly well in any strength competition for having that 'worksmans strength' and that sort of window fitters build,
yet,
He didn't show much in the truck pulling competition and I supposed Noirin was pulling harder than him despite almost killing himself to do it,
and,
Despite all but standing on top of Toms arm and giving himself an aneurysm - Marcy looked pretty sad in the arm wrestle.
Okay.
But I would have thought wrestling would be the perfect test of that 'workmans build' type of strength and suiting Marcys short fat build.
But wow.. ..he looks so weak. I mean really it was as if he has no strength at all?
Rodrigo barely seemed to be resisting and yet Marcy was just about dying to desperately move him around lol?
Obviously we know Siavash easily took the crown and is THE new Darkhorse,
but,
This is all leading to a sort of more serious question:
Are we just seeing how weak Marcus has always been,
or,
Is he even weaker than ever before?
I mean it was as if he barely had girl power in his muscles.
Could it be the diet?
It wasn't just that Marcus muscles are weak but he seemed to have zero athletic energy at all and tired out fast.
Maybe he is having some health problems?
Should a Doctor check him out?

I mean if he is this weak and lethargic then I'd be worried that The Darkhorse (Siavash) might even accidentally injure poor Marcy if they do any more of these events.
Or what if Rodrigo pushes Marcus and ends up sending Marcus home early from an injury?

I think where Rodrigo was concerned, he was like a 'slippery worm' and just didn't keep still. Plus, obviously all that baby oil made him hard to get a grip of to push out of the pool.

But I'd like to say Well Done to Siavash - I really didn't expect him to win like that. I thought he fought 'very gentlemanly' against Sophie but certainly put up a really good effort against Charlie - despite Charlie's dirty tactics!

wrestling other men nearly butt naked and covered in baby oil is obviously not the legends forte. Not the kind of pastime the Legend approves of or is happy to engage in.

:thumbs:

Let's face it Marcus is weak. He was not a very gracious loser either!

sour grapes in the diary room

Marcus :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

I must have missed the 'not very gracious loser' part as I saw Marcus and Siavash shake hands.

I mean we knew he wasn't very strong but I still figured he would have a bit of that working-mans brawn. Workman types are often strongest when it comes to something like wrestling. Even a smaller Window-fitter man will surprise you with some hearty 'grappling' muscles,
but,
Marcus didn't just look like a fat weakling who didn't have to wear speedos (for our benefit I suppose),
but,
He looked powerless. And you could tell, as usual, he was going to just FORCE himself maximum (thought he would break something against Tom),
but,
No... I mean.. I think he is sick or something? It looked as if, had Rodrigo actually tried a bit harder - he might have tossed Marcy 3ft or just pinned him laughing.

I mean I have days like that. over-tired or something where I just can't lift a thing. That happens. Or just got a cold or something,
but,
I suggest Marcy might need an exam to see if he is strong enough to carry on.

Oh and BTW:
Months ago I told Marcy Fanboys that Siavash (who barely lifts a pencil all day) could throw Marcus around like a ragdoll.
Once again I was right.
Just a few days ago I said that Rodrigo could probably take on Marcus and..
...truth is that Rodrigo all but let Marcus win those ones.

Even still.. Marcy is still a lot wimpier than I even suspected.

that will be the menapuase(sp) darling. Probably also explains your fuddled logic and aversion to proper men. bless.

Wow what a great comeback.

What did you make of Marcy and his weakened state and how Rodrigo was quite easily tossing him around?
Did all his sulking and lack of activity lead to some even weaker muscles on Marcy or what?

errr...like i already said:

wrestling other men nearly butt naked and covered in baby oil is obviously not the legends forte. Not the kind of pastime the Legend approves of or is happy to engage in.

and again from a previous post -

I always thought siavash looked like the kinda creepy guy who loved getting naked smothered in baby oil and groping other men in a paddling pool. He seemed to have previous knowledge and experience and ect.

Marcus seemed a little disdainfull of the whole thing. Not surprising the enduring legend would not approve of a task that reeked of homo eroticism. Chaz loved it though.

Marcus always wins, even when he loses.

He was delighted to engage in it and why not - this is the only way Marcus will ever wrestle slippery with anyone.
He better be thankful to take what he can get!

not too sure about that...his pal helen seemed v fit and very eager to please the big man.

20 press ups on one hand you say he is weak lol? i wish i could do it very good for a big man

Also i take it you missed his handshake after he lost

Don't insult other members.

No, definitely not. She does not want to have sexual relations with him at all.
If they ever tried it went all wrong and was very uncomfortable and she won't talk about it.

You won't get far either if with such a poor a sense for reading body language in women.

she's feckn gagging on it...champn at the bit! Phooaaar!!!

She wanted to get in first, get ahead of the competition as it were. That's why she went on the telly with a 'message' ahem for the big man.

Bet she's went out and bought the kind of sexy undies the 'big' man likes....phoooaarrr!

she's gettn it alright!

My guess - those undies he likes being the replica Princess Leia costume from Return of the Jedi.
The moment ruined as Marcus has a big nerd whinge and moan about how they are NOT exactly the same.. and then shows her Boba Fett toy dolls.
Not even aware she left 20 minutes ago.

princess Leia costume!!...phwooarrr!!!...you dirty...

No, he normally just lies back and lets it happen!

when its burds like Helen aye...let them do all the work n that eh!

With oil it makes it harder to grip and lift, siavash lifted up all that body wait and then slammed him down.

That shouldn't matter, it was fair but marcus kind of cheated though by pulling down his opponents underwear.

It's the slamming bit the rash liked best!

Think he's had a lot of practice with oily naked men.

Think he knows a few moves!

Strength does come in to it, didn't you see he suplexed marcus which is a lot harder considering body weight of marcus. and then head dropped him.