Dead man wakes up under autopsy knife
 

http://www.zimbio.com/Carlos+Camejo/...+knife+Reuters

This is why I'd rather be cremated, or at least buried with my phone or something that could make a lot of noise.

i dont think you would be able to use your phone after you have been cremated

If I can't be cremated, then I'll be buried with it.

do you know what being cremated means ???

Creepy imagine doing the autopsy on someone you think is dead then they just wake up :joker:

OMFG!!
That must have been petrifying!! This is why Im scared of death... being buried alive!!!

You should watch "The Serpent and The Rainbow". It's an old movie, but it creeped me out, cuz I have a buried-alive fear too.

That would be terrible, I have that fear too.

Yep, cremated is the best.

HAHA

Imagine him waking up and the doctors all **** themselfs and the first thing the 'dead' guy does is look at the clock and jump up shouting 'OH **** IM MISSING EASTENDERS'

I have a huge fear of waking up in coffins too. Watching Kill Bill Vol. II didn't help.

It's so boring anyway when you think of all the creative things you can do with ashes. And everyone just plops down for a boring burial.

Mind you I never knew you could hear ringtones from a locked woden, padded box under six feet of dirt.

i will be cremated for sure - im chlostrophobic :shocked:
couldnt stand it :bawling:

I would love for my ashes to be shot into space, which might be affordable once I'm dead. If not I'll settle for the ashed being mixed up with dope and smoked in a bong.

You'd use the phone to call someone and get help.

Would you get signal?

I remember the episode of Eastenders which got alot of complaints ages ago where Tanya burried Max alive and he woke up scared and the episode was him trying to call someone for help but the phone went dead.

Felt terrible for him.

Just imagine how scary it would be, you'd be dieing for a drink or a packet of crisps or somthing.

Couldnt bare it, but then again if you were being cremated then what would you do if you woke up in the middle of a fire.
You know, so which is scarier?


Waking up under the ground?

Or waking up in the middle of flames?

Theres only one way to find out...
Nah im not even gona use my Harry Hill Pic this time, seems like a sad thread so i`ll leave it out.

You haven't thought this through, have you?

Imagine walking through the grave yard on a cold day with your wife, because your grandad has just died and your walking through the Grave yard and suddnely you hear the Nokia Ringtone coming from under the ground!
:joker:

Yes.
What's there to think through?
I can't imagine why anyone would randomly play music on their phone if they where buried alive. :confused:

That is really scary - and I think probably a secret fear a lot of us have. Agree with you on the rather be cremated thing.

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

That's hot.

Kill Bill didn't help my fear either Stu.. :S

I'd **** myself if I heard the Nokia ringtone in the cemetery, but I'd **** myself more if I heard the big Dom Jolly voice yelling HELLLLLO from under the ground..haha

This is the kinda thing I fear and knowing my luck will probably happen to me
It must have been awful for the guy

This and being trapped under ice... worst fears..