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Gavin 06-01-2010 09:15 PM

Jonas has wanked 25 times in one day... what's your record?
 
I can't believe he said he's masturbated 25 times in one day! What a filthy individual. It disgusts me that someone not only does that, but says it publicly! :eek:

I rarely masturbate... I am more of a sex man.

What is your record of masturbation in one day?

Tom 06-01-2010 09:17 PM

True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

BlackOrWhite 06-01-2010 09:17 PM

It disgusts you but then you ask people their record LOL.

Twilight 06-01-2010 09:17 PM

Lmao

Gavin 06-01-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom (Post 2838931)
True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Tom 06-01-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2838947)
Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Do you mean those invisible ones you can buy?

Shaun 06-01-2010 09:21 PM

honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|

Tom 06-01-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 2838970)
honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|

LMFAO @ you being so honest in this thread

Stu 06-01-2010 09:22 PM

Isin't it ever so convinient how certain laws in The Bible have an expiration date? :rolleyes:

letmein 06-01-2010 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2838947)
Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Not under the Catholic Church.

Gavin 06-01-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by letmein (Post 2839026)
Not under the Catholic Church.

True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

Tom 06-01-2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2839053)
True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

Oh, the religion that has records for it being made up?

Gavin 06-01-2010 09:43 PM

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

Tom 06-01-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2839146)
Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

It is, theres just no proof for it. But theres proof showing protestantism is made up :)

Princess 06-01-2010 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2839146)
Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

Gavin,people are allowed to not believe in Christiany. It's called freedom of speech :p As long as they're insulting you.

Jarvio 06-01-2010 10:38 PM

He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username :D But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.

geoking66 06-01-2010 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gavin (Post 2839053)
True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

The Protestants don't care about Biblical bans on mixed fabrics, playing instruments, shellfish, or women wearing trousers, but don't get them started on gay marriage, because God says NO.

Lewis. 06-01-2010 10:44 PM

LOL @ this thread.

DigitalSid 06-01-2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom (Post 2838931)
True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

Boring sods.

*mazedsalv** 06-01-2010 10:46 PM

Okay i will be someone who will post it...

3 times was the most.

CapShar 06-01-2010 10:47 PM

Jag heter Jonas, jag alskar onani!! :dance:

My Swedish is a little rusty but I think that roughly translates to 'My name is Jonas, I love masturbation!!'.

30stone 06-01-2010 10:48 PM

Like 5 not sure if its ever been 6.

25 times ****ing hell..

Marc 06-01-2010 10:50 PM

LOL I'm intrigued by others records!

Mine is no where near 25

DigitalSid 06-01-2010 10:50 PM

In answer to the OP, about 6.

aoq2008 06-01-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarvio (Post 2839576)
He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username :D But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.

25 would hurt too much ur right lol, Depends but if he has been on something like coke though, I know that helps :xyxwave:


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