Josie Quotes
 

On John-James - 'When he's in a foot ball kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'When I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

LOL

She's cracking me up. Post your fave Josie quote.

I loved the chimpanzee on......priceless

To JJ 'You are like pastry, you roll and roll until you are to thin to use as a pie crust' :D

"I'm the most layback person.. I'm so layback I might be horizontal"

"I've been living in a false sense of brain!"

:D

Can't think of any right now but there's been quite a few which have made me laugh over the last couple of days.

“Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps flashing out of my knickers to the whole world"

Josie just before going to bed

:laugh2:

"My claim to fame is that Ian McCaskill once gave me an award for designing a recycling bin"

Josie competes with Ben and Mario's celebrity friends

:joker:

"I wonder if the outside world know that we're smoking dog-ends?"

Josie wonders if the tobacco shortage has been shown on TV

:laugh:

That's the one that caught my attention too:joker:

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"

Josie to John James after he "humiliates" her while playfighting

When she was nominatign she said " dave because he always asks nathan when his dinneerrrrrrrrrr will be done, if he wants dineerrrrr he should cook his own dinnerrrrr!

loved the way she said dinneeeeeerrrrrr

"I can't believe that your toes are actually attached to your feet. They look like they should be on their own"

Josie comments on Caoimhe's flexible joints

"I know this sounds really cheesy but I feel like riding a horse on a beach"

Josie, not understanding the restrictions of the Big Brother house


PMSL:laugh2:.

"My breath smells like a portaloo"

Josie charms Ben and John James


LOL:D

"I'm gonna bust more moves than Shakira"

Josie gets ready for her 'Day of Heaven' wake-up call

I love Josie!!
She's brilliant!
Love the chimpanzee one :D
Some great quotes in this thread :)
Can't think of any of the top of my head myself though

"OO do yew think yew arrrrr"

I know she allways says it but it cracks me up everytime

"I can't wait to see you in something other than your Peter Pan shorts"

Josie looks forward to seeing John James not wearing his ripped jeans

"I've got a thing about blokes in a football kit"

Josie jokes with Nathan, Ben and John James ahead of the football task

"You look like the Man from Delmonte"

Josie comments on Govan's outfit

:laugh2:

“I had one black eye once and it looked really nice”
Josie

I love the way she says "cheeky bugger" haha
And when she said something along the lines of "I'm such a randy mare" :D

"Hey Big Bro, I'm up the duffer" :joker:

"I didn't realise you had a John Travolta chin, Nath"

Josie comments on Nathan's features

:joker:

:laugh: I love it too just hearing it, but I couldn't put up with that accent for too long.