JJ sum's The show up in one.
 

John James has complained that he is bored in the Big Brother house.

Speaking in the kitchen to Caoimhe and Mario, the Australian said that the show's producers were not doing enough to make things interesting. He then disucssed this year's housemates.

"Surely there must have been people who lied on their forms," he began. "I thinks it’s the ****test dynamic in the history of Big Brother, everyone gets along."

John James stated that new housemates such as Keeley had disappointed him, before Caoimhe mentioned that it was impossible to create fun events in the house

"I tried to have fun last week but I got accused of getting my boobs out," she began. "And you can't expect one person to get it going 'cause people look at them and go, ‘What are you doing?’."

The student then went on to comment that the reason behind the group's boredom might be the inclusion of "two 40-year-olds who have kids" and Corin, who Caoimhe believes is too easily excited.

"Do something," John James ordered to Big Brother. "Play it on the ****ing plasma after we've all nominated. If it divides people it divides people. I want to know what people are thinking."

Mario then joked that if ex-housemate Shabby was still in the house, the tension that she previously caused would keep everyone entertained.

"I wish Shabby was still here every day. By now we would have stirred so much **** up," Caoimhe replied. "I'm going to continue this raincloud of doom."

To be fair, it is the truth.

If he is bored.......

He can get the **** out of Bens house!

it sure is Jon, (Mario stayed!:hugesmile:)

I agree with them, Big Brother needs to do something more. Like the live nominations thing.

if the paranoid wreck would just shut the feck up and get on with it.

he always has to know fecking best about everything.

If Caoimhe would stop sucking all the fun out the place the rest could get on with having a laugh and enjoying themsleves. But with them in there there is the constant looking down their noses at any of the others when they have fun esecially during their analysis/bitchin time in the loo

Yeah, I agree. If wasn't for John & Caoimhe (whether you like them or not) it would be a very dull house.

I didn't like Shabby but she would have livened up the show. It's becoming remotely close to BB4. Nothing much is happening and nothing much can make it happen.

:dance:

Do you seriously think that if caoimhe and John were gone, that suddenly the others would be become entertaining? ( and I don't count saying I'm lovin' it as entertainment btw!)

cowardly JJ's head would explode if he was made to nominate live :joker:

as usual he is just saying what his homework into the prog has indicated would be the best sort of thing to say any year round about the half way point:sleep:

well what fun things do they bring to the prog:conf:

bitchin and snearing in the loo:conf:

temper tantrums for 2 year olds:conf:

even when they were ALL having a luagh the other night Caoimhe had to ruin it and make others uncomfortable with her nuts addition:sleep:

they BOTH suck the good vibes from the house and leave the others on edge.

So without them the house may beome more fun, or not. But neither of them bring much in the way of genuine fun to the house themselves do they:conf:

i agree with them, although i do enjoy arguments, jjs arguments are always really dull and annoying!
steve only got in to cuz hes a war hero. ffs they should have known hed be boring, hes married with kids ffs! and dave only got in cuz his controversial religous views, but its pretty obvious hes not going to go round damning everyone, so why the hell id he get in??

I partly agree but don't agree about the 40 year olds. You need a mix of ages.

Having a bunch of screeching young people in the house would be a nightmare.

As for people lying on their applications, of course they do.

BB: "John James please give us your nomination and explain your reasons why:

JJ: "honestly I don't know, I wouldn't like to be responsible for anyone going home. I couldn't stay in the house knowing I'd sent someone home.
(pause while his face screws into a frown which denotes he is attempting to look as though he's thinking).
"BB, I want to put myself up, for being an argumentative twat".
(JJ's frown goes into overdrive as he gives a stab at a pious caring look, whilst waiting for BB to "force" him to nominate someone).

BB: "JJ, you have put yourself up for eviction, and your nomination is accepted".


(JJ's head explodes)

lol Ben the other day said "We've lanced the big personalities!!". Yes it's Ben's boring house

It is the House of greatness for a great King called Benjamin Duncan rules

BB doesn't strive solely on arguments. They've had a few this year but in BB1, 2 and 3 the HMs were all one group with no real outsiders or long-lasting tensions because they'd all make up again. It's only BB4 where hardly anything happened and one of the biggest dramas was over a lack of sugar

He was as usual SPOT ON , the house IS boring ,all the "Goody gsng" If JJ and Keeva left there would be nothing to watch ,Stev on the sofa mauling girls,Dave preaching his vile cult,Ben bigging himself up and going to bed early ,Corin screeching her catchphraese ,Rachels nasel gob ,Josie ass licking everyone in turns ,Keeley cleaning ,Jj is spot on right ,without him and Keeva the show is dead

True and it isnt good tv

just like with all the other inmates, it looks like we are only allowed to enjoy our program on JJ's terms:sleep:

do any other herd of fans of other inmates spend as much time as his sheep do telling the rest of us what we are and are not allowed to do or think:nono::sleep::conf:

He is right though!

and BENS HOUSE??? hahahahaha so ridiculous

lol hobbit...back to Mordor with you :P

yibbada yibbada.....

Agree Stoney,we are entitalled NOT to like JJ:xyxwave: