Nasty Nick is not being nasty
 

Why is he in that house? So called nasty Nick is just sucking up to the other Hms, what a loser.

He's not 'nasty' that's why.

He's boring.

He wasn't exactly that nasty in the first place. He only wrote some names on paper, but ended up the most hated man in Britain

It's only coming around to their second night.

Exactly.

What he did wouldnt have even warranted a warning in BB11. How times have changed :laugh:

10 years ago, that's a long time, he wasn't even that nasty.

He was a pioneer. Probably not much by today's standards, but he did lie about a relative dying of cancer. Hardly a nice guy.

Oh I know that...but I mean his 'rule break' that got him kicked out.

He was a lying idiot, but he was doing what he felt he had to do to win :S

Because he is a big bore, apparently he did nothing in the house until writing some things on a piece of paper.

By todays standards he may not seem nasty, but now Big Brother intentionally chooses quite "unusual" characters who are going to be disruptive, so its kind of expected. I dont know if that was true with BB1, I didnt see it, but apparently his ejection was on the front page of every national newspaper except for the Financial Times, where it was on page three, you would never see that with a BB contestant today.

Without him we would not have had 11 series. The show would have died. That is why he deserves to be in ubb

Because he is isn't and wasn't ever nasty, he only cheated on BB1, not exactyle nasty. Everyone seemed to want him in, and Davina said "make it a good one" before revealing him, I dont see why, he's boring.

So did Hitler, and look where that got him.

Just imagine what would have happened if Hitler had never started painting, what kind of man would have he become? Maybe he wouldn't have gorged on cakes.

Rumours are that *OOooo aren't I really nasty when in fact I'm not, Nick* paints too (OK it was only his mums house...) and he has gorged on cakes, :shocked: spooky eh, never actually seen *Nasty* Nick and Hitler in the same place at the same time have you?

I see a UBB scandal in the making.

Lol

That would explain the rumours that 'Naughty Boy' Nick had mastered time travel and underwent plastic surgery in a South American hospital. If anyone sees him 'doing a Mario' see if there's one or two and there's the proof.

OMG, there it is!!! The reason why Nick (Ooo, look my name is the same as the Devil, thought about surname change to Satan, too much?) Hasn't run around the house naked.

We will wait and see if there is a ball missing and if there is...

What about a Nuremberg task? Just watch his face.

I've heard that the nefarious one owns some artwork of questionable origin. If there is any task involving painting other housemates or self portraits we'll know he's got contacts inside BB and if he wins UBB be afraid, be very afraid.

A shadow of his former self, but then he was never really nasty just sly.

And a certain John in the house looks just like this guy.
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Mussolini-ririck

John and Nick were certainly getting friendly last night...

The first time, he did exactly the same, tried to be nice to everyone and then tried to influence their votes separately.

What 'the first time' in WW2?

The first time in BB1

Exactly

We would not be sitting here discussing Big Brother without Nick Bateman

That is a fact

Just a shame it's turned into a feeding ground for the 'I wanna be famous for being famous' mob

Sam Pepper and all the other contreversial HM's all came about because of Nick Bateman.