Who should do Channel 4's alternative Christmas message?
 

I vote Wagner

Patrick - dont say anything yet, just let that settle in your mind a while and then reply.

Karl Pilkington

Holly Willoughby. Providing 'alternative' dictates her sitting spread legged on the floor for ten minutes whilst I choke the christmas turkey.

HAHAHAaaa :laugh3:

... but really? Holly?

I'm guessing this is the voice over on Christmas Eve night whilst they show a Channel 4 Ident?

I vote Marcus Bentley, just because I want to hear him say 'Merry Christmas'.

... it's settled in.

Imagine the possibilities......

She is smoking hot.

I would be arrested for the things I'd do to her.

*loses will to live again*

Hands off, I'm the Holly obsessive around here

Wagner :D

Ha! Me too ;)

Wagner!

Who's done it in previous years?

Wrong Channel but it'd be great - Keith Lemmon

Jesus

Full list here

The Simpsons <3

...well, it seems it's Dappy off of N-Dubz:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/medi...dubz-channel-4

Katie Waissel.

oh lord

Oh. I like that some of them are charitable messages - but what the hell is Ahmedinejad doing on the list? Did anyone see his? What was it like?

He toned his views down a lot on there from what I can remember.

I hadnt realised they'd done it for so long, Ahmedinejad's message was the first time I'd heard of it

Edit - here it is

Oh god

...except now it's going to be a maternity nurse:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010...istmas-message