Man-Flu Thread (Ladies Get Out, Unless You Bring Soup!)
 

I have the flu and it it unbearable. It came on so quickly, yesterday I was fine, last night I was throwing up and today I have full on flu :sad:

AND if I hear one more comment from a lady an/or girl about 'oh it's only man-flu, you need to man up', she will be be recieving the back of my hand on her left cheek very swiftly! ;)

And just to add, how is it when men have the flu, it's man flu, but when you girls have it, it's the end of the world? :hugesmile:

Anybody else got the flu?

You wouldn't be able to post if it was real 'flu

See this is what I'm talking about :nono:

I'm all puffy eyed, can barely see, ache all over, keep switching from cold to hot, etc.

I haven't been this ill in along time :sad:


Kerry can you bring some soup please? (Chicken would be grand) :hugesmile:

Severe cold yes. 'flu no. I'm not debating you feel like death warmed up but it's not 'flu or you honestly wouldn't be able to post (or eat). Sick of people who call it 'flu. 'flu is a serious illness. Not just a fever

Anyway, yes, soup on tap for you

Can you spoon feed it to me too please? :hugesmile:

OK but I'm not doing aeroplanes

OMFG you HAVE to be taking the piss?!

Awwwwww, that's the best part :sad:

Choo choo trains if you're good

I don't want choo choo trains! Choo choo trains are sh*t!

*knocks spoon from hand*

Of course I bloody am. :hugesmile:








Or am I?

Perfect example of what the turtle spoke about in his opening post. You are a woman, it is the end of the world for you, you probably couldn't post if you had it, but Turtle is a man he can manage to do that and more while he has the flu.

What is your problem with me? Stop stalking me and feed turtle soup via aeroplanes

:hugesmile:


You can both feed me soup

I'm guessing you lack understanding sarcasm?

I've got no problems with anyone on here.

Good stuff. Never had a problem with yourself either

Mmm i could use some tomato or some chicken noodle soup now. and i just have a cold lol i feel pretty good though they dont affect me too much.

Awwww I've had a virus, its doing the rounds here everyone I speak to is ill - I just didn't feel the need to post it - but then I'm a woman.................:xyxwave:

I want a nurse, preferrably an attractive one and not an underpaid ugly fatty.

You'll have to come to my work though, I have to make up the hours :'( I wish I was still in bed.

No Flu here
but your attitude is Outstanding

Women moan moan moan moan moan moan moan when its their time of the month EVERY month going on about how its the end of the world

Women get a cold and they can't even be bothered going into work whereas men man up and go in

But a man gets man flu ... :eek: its bad :( and women don't appreciate that yet we say "yes dear" to everything every fourth week :bored:

Awwww i'm here with some soup for all you poor men that have man flu



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Enjoy it's laced with arsenic

Ohhhh, you horrible woman! I saw the white writing! Get out! :tongue:

Thank god I'm away oot untul about Sunday - UKTurtle in man-flu could rack-up Claymores another 8 infraction 3 month points in no time!

LOL, I'm too ill to infract :tongue: