That Can Be My Next Tweet.
 

rules:
- you have to post whatever it comes up with :) only once unless you feel heroic.

http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

Mine:
it jumbles all of your previous tweets :p

Give him ketamine, I still has been his last one I imagine Del Boy meets Mr Bean stay awake and when.

OKTOBERFEST which actually occurs in Glasgow again, I'm absolutely jonesing for the Windows start up on!

Unexpected friend requests hahahahaha I'm not really well


AMAZING

'I used to latin rock music. I'm gonna hate it, you say 'Hey Tom Shattock?'

Rofl.

rofl dean

Do worry about heartbreak, not malaria. but with Geraldine McQueen please shut up.

Haha sorry, it's true. For a review: It Offend You, Yeah? - Build a bit of a review: I loved a rarity in!

Alexis Jordan - Lasers, a lot of Ms. Spears that wasn't sonia? I just LOVE YOU GERALDINE.

HAHAHAHAHA THE LAST ONE <3

Contraception not the Departed?

Schumacher o_O not really but actually punching sluts in the Dark Knight, Heath Ledgers death gave.

Night all your stories are getting married 2 sobs in a hoodie and just kept timing out : No I havent been.

If I actually punching sluts in his splash was found dead on RAW, embrace it, maybe an icon, RIP Kurt?

Some more from mine, I sound like Arista :laugh2:

stop punching sluts Eoin :( and ban that psychopath plz. you know the one. check the reports. xx

I've stopped and yeah done that too....Jade goody still causing arguments :bored:

Hmm.. I am feeling a pleasure to come! Oh.. and its awful : Is it or Rebecca. Wasn't the jungle Gillian?

Got the match vs City is christian lol. Was a bit of Johnson on lfctv? Only had 3 hours to keep watching!

:crazy:

'99.9% sure about. Paul Scharner can believe it's harder to see them live. Oh, piss. Hahahahahahaha!'

lol.

'Neil Patrick Haggis Watching the game? It's annoyed me to check this video -- Poppy burner 'not sorry' I?'

'My Guitar Gently Weeps. Got Albion to stare blankly into Brum? Cars and I hope he smashes picture frames.'

'Phone Booth on Poker tonight too and I'll adopt that man we all the Radio One deck was an honest, proper.'

I like this.

'Nah, I was presenting in the air when Fearne Cotton was an honest, proper Scouser.'

LOL!!!

'FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! vs I like Sounds a poo and I'll have a knee transplant.'

This is going for you alright? why is Why are you like me and the stories about being on twitter clear!

Ive been delayed FAO i cant overdose on Corrie dozens of the horses died :O Omg awkwardness level is.

When are the stories about zain having dinner I just sneezed 4 times in the white girl whisperer!

:laugh3:


-dies-

'Playing free bingo on repeat since Monday. It's funny but then depressing.'

This is actually so true.

Going to live, I'd be so fucking ill. Instead I'm getting completely Charlie Sheen'd Been an unsuccessful.

'Gonna rape a Unions and making pancakes. Tastes like this weeks accumulator on.'

She suits pink hair better tbh Why am I getting pregnant and 90% of personality and someone's house burnt.

:D

I COULD SEE IT BEFORE YOU DOLT.


seems like something I'd actually say :suspect:

I would mean people get the Wow Nicki Minaj that do a hi from prison on iPlayer, very AGAINST nuclear! - :joker:

This is having fun like a laugh! I dont give a dish! haha there and have it so good!

:joker: