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LaLaLand 19-05-2011 02:25 PM
What does UrbanDictionary say about where you live?
 
Go to HERE
Type in the name of where you live in the search bar.
Copy and paste one of the definitions (funniest).

Here's mine:

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Wrexham.

1 "rex" from latin and "ham" from saxon, the name means "King's Town"
2 In reality, the most dirtiest, deprived, ugliest, dangerous and nastiest places I have encountered on the planet (from over thirty countries). In North East Wales, one of the UK's most economically backward areas. Full of chavs, welfare scroungers, honest people desperate to leave, awful buildings and a very corrupt local council. Wrexham is an ideal place to breed BNP sympathy, as now they have moved hundreds of illegal immigrants there. Please, just bomb it. Flat. With napalm. Anthrax. Anything.

Try to think of ten good things about, or from, Wrexham....
No, neither could I.
:laugh3:

GiRTh 19-05-2011 02:29 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=nottingham

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Nottingham
The capital of drunken violence. Go Nottingham!!! Also, the world's greatest city. Unlike Derby
Do you live in Nottingham? I do.
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The World's Best City, unfortunately located very close to Derby. Luckily it still manages to stay greatest.
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Gun crime capital of the UK. Basically wheras in other cities you need to carry a knife to get any respect in Notingham you nust carry a gun, if not to look cool just for ****ing protection against the twat ass rudeboys. In other words the best god dam city in the world. Also near Ilkeston or Cracktowm UK
LMAO at the Derby bashing. They're a town of sheep shaggers.

Shaun 19-05-2011 02:30 PM
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1) A town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end.
Q: "Have you been to Torquay?"
A: "What, you mean that town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end?? No way."

2) A daft little town in the arse-end of nowhere, full of old people. Its inhabitants are known as Turkeys (think about it). Their football team is laughed at by Plymouth Argyle] and embarassingly Exeter City.
:(

CharlieO 19-05-2011 02:31 PM
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Singapore:
A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's ****ed up.
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singapore:
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
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Singapore:
a country where you can get penalised for virtually anything,even chewing gums.But otherwise a great place with lots of delicious foods and shopping places.The living conditions aren't too shabby either,if you can stand hot and humid climate that is.
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Singapore:
One of the best cities/countries to visit, if not live, in Asia. It's a shame that not as many people do so compared to others in the continent, namely Hong Kong and Tokyo, and other major cities around the world. Very orderly society, to a fault at times. And EVERYTHING works, particularly the infrastructure.
:joker:

Josy 19-05-2011 02:31 PM
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Airdrie

A socially deprived town in North Lanarkshire whose population mostly consists of football hooligans, Nazi sympathisers, single mothers and junkies.

I'd rather live in a caravan than in Airdrie

Thats about right :laugh:

Niamh. 19-05-2011 02:32 PM
1. Cork

Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.

CharlieO 19-05-2011 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4251731)
1. Cork 165 up, 51 down


Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.
Well they got that right. :laugh2:

MTVN 19-05-2011 02:36 PM
The ones for Bristol are pretty crap tbh

One of the UK's largest Cities and is apparently famous for being lively and hectic. However Chavs infested much of the south, but fortuneatly the previous governments have built a river (known as the Avon) which is successful in separating Chavs from the rest of the City. Although recent alarmingly large groups of emo's and emo-skaters have popped up in the rest of the City. But asides from that, it nice.

Bristol...yes, Bristol...no

Niamh. 19-05-2011 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieOsborne (Post 4251734)
Well they got that right. :laugh2:
ah, don't be mean to poor Stu

Vicky. 19-05-2011 02:38 PM
chester-le-street 20 up, 12 down

****ty town full of fat, smelly charvers.
Most teenager in chester-le-street are pregnant.


:laugh2:

Stu 19-05-2011 02:50 PM
I prefer our Uncyclopedia wan http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cork

Ramsay 19-05-2011 02:52 PM
uncyclopedia is serios :laugh:

KG. 19-05-2011 02:53 PM
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1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
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A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general **** hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.
:joker:

Ninastar 19-05-2011 02:55 PM
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The spa town in the north of yorkshire. rather wealthy and pretty. contains a vast amount of townies/trendies, a few (posh) chavs, and secretive goths/moshers who only come out at night. is home to the valley gardens which, by day, is a nice place to relax and have fun in the park, but by night, is very dark and you are more likely to get raped or stabbed than to have a nice time in there.
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Harrogate is a spa town near Leeds situated in North Yorkshire. When Harrogate is brought up in a conversation, people usually think of posh, stuck-up rich bastards that think they're super awesome with their Jack Wills clothes and Pandora bracelets. However, the majority of Harrogatians are fairly decent people. The Harrogate accent is bland and not instantly recognisable. The town used to be considered one of the top ten places to live in England for it's pretty much dead nightlife and beautiful gardens. Around a quarter of the town's population are merely wannabe goths and emos. Almost everyone else is a chav. However people may ****-talk Harrogate, it is a truly wonderful place to be.

WARNING: Watch out for gay rapists in Valley Gardens at night. Just sayin'.
the thing about the hoodies and bracelets is so true, i have both :sad:

GiRTh 19-05-2011 02:56 PM
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/N...am#Gun_Culture

LMAO@ The people of Nottingham play Grand Theft Auto in the street.

Stu 19-05-2011 02:58 PM
Oh Encyclopedia Dramatica is x100 times better but it tends to have less topics.

Check out the entry for Germany :

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Germany

Niamh. 19-05-2011 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4251753)
I prefer our Uncyclopedia wan http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cork
:laugh3:

Josy 19-05-2011 03:09 PM
Searched uncyclopedia for Airdrie, and the only result was this

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Buckfast
Over 70% of worldwide Buckfast sales are made in the Buckfast Triangle, the area of Central Scotland which is the towns of Airdrie, Coatbridge and Cumbernauld and everywhere in between.
:laugh:

Braden 19-05-2011 03:13 PM
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A most peculiar place in the British Midlands, in the form of a town with a population of around 60,000.
Ranked as the 9th worst town in Britain, you should be wary when you come here. For Corby is home to a strange people known as the townie, or "oh-ya-dick". These people must be treated with caution.

They are ommonly wearing: Lonsdale, Adidas, Nike, McEnzie, Burberry and Yankees clothing.

Commonly saying: "oh ya rat", or "c'mere ya dick", or "what'ya chattin' about?"

Commonly found: Outside McDonalds, newsagents and generally roaming the streets in large numbers.

Oh well. We have an Asda, and lots of factories. Why not come visit? I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
It's scary how true it is. :p

BOOSH 19-05-2011 03:14 PM
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Pontypridd 10 up, 18 down
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A town in South Wales 30 mins from the Capital Cardiff home town of Ton Jones, Stereophonics,lost profits and some dude from the clash neither of which has been back since becoing famous apart Tom who done a gig for his 63nd birthday in the local park which cost £35 a ticket there's nothing in Ponty but shoe shops and pubs so its not suprising it s got high umemployment and (Yep!) the locals got nothing else better to do but get pissed up (THIS HAHA, YEP) drunked up and scrap most of the problems are caused by valley commando's who live in the surounding valleys around ponty the term given to this is the commandos are out on tour they normanly be found out on tour either its Giro day or just been down AKA just got out of prison most commonly the HMP parc in bridgend or USK for the ones under 18 if your unlucky enough to end up in a pub in ponty on the weekend remember keep bank notes well hidden do not make any eye contact with anyone u might get met with ar eu looking at me but and get your face filled you may spot the CCTV system through out ponty and might be fooled into thinking the police respsoned incidents they see typically the police will watch it from the comfort of their police control room and turn up after if your a girl drinking in ponty dont drink pnts dont put your drinks down otherwise u end up date rape and they send pciture back to yor home address of it p's beware of the road driver are commonly drunk, stoned or stole the car or just dont have a licence in the first place

Im off to pontypridd i'd better get my conbat outfit on and sharpen and oil my flick knife

pontypridd is known locally as the warsone
Lmaooooo!!

Smithy 19-05-2011 04:21 PM
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lancaster 113 up, 65 down
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Lancaster is a wonderful, friendly historic town in Lancashire, England. It's worth noting that Lancashire is named after Lancaster, and that Lancaster was an ancient kingdom. If you've heard of The War Of The Roses, well, the Kingdom of Lancaster was part of that.
People in Lancaster are nice and tolerant, and this is said to be due to the fact that the town had maintained a large catholic population despite the English Protestant reformation, so it had ~500 years of "multiculturalism". This said though, Lancaster was recently named the city with the least amount of non-whites in the UK, with less than 1% of its population being non-white. Racism does not seem to be an issue though.
Overall, Lancaster seems to be a place where people are relatively affluent and well-educated. That said, as with most English towns and cities, it has its share "townies" and hipsters. The townies and hipsters seem to have an enmity between them, but are still civil to each other.
Oh, and as for soaping the fountain just prior to the 21st of August 2005, we did that! A kid I knew who came from Morecambe poured a couple of 1L bottles from Wilko's into the fountain and it was a blast! Hilarious! Sooo funny!
Everyone there seemed to have fun that afternoon; you should've thrown someone in!
And last but not least, I should mention I had nothing to do with soaping the fountain today!
N'aww http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

InOne 19-05-2011 05:00 PM
A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots

Niall 19-05-2011 06:08 PM
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Romford 93 up, 18 down
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Has an Essex postcode, but situated in the London Borough of Havering since 1965. Many large retail outlets but too many pubs.

Drunken violence is a common feature on the streets of Romford.
You going down Romford mate?
Sounds about right hehe.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 19-05-2011 07:07 PM
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st helens

A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."
true

Niall 19-05-2011 07:14 PM
Omg lawl. http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/London


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