Most irritating everyday body function?
 

...I'm struggling for topics, as you can tell. (poll coming)

Hiccups

Those two tiny ball things under your tongue where water comes from.. They are all I can concentrate on when I'm eating

-voted hiccups (especially when other people have them), sleep-jolts-things (I put the formal term in the poll, I don't know why I'm still calling them this) and other since getting something in your eye is equally annoying but not really a function-

eye twitches

Under your Tongue? I swear mine are up in the cheeks of my mouth?

Leg cramps. I don't know wheter it's counted as a bodily function but it happens to me more often than nose bleeds and kills.

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On myself coughing, It is so annoying when you cough it is so loud and it hurts :(.

I don't have eye twiches or Hypnic jerks, not that I know of anyway.

I don't mind sneezing :laugh:. Just it can be a bit of a pain afterwoods if you need to clean up :laugh:.

I HATE it when other people sniff, It REALLY IRRITATES ME! Blow your noes for god sake!

Definitely nosebleeds. I've been a sufferer for years, and, believe me, it's not fun.

Hiccups

My hiccups are ridiculous! And they hurt really badly after a while!

flatulence :bawling:

haha im kidding, I hate hiccups and like you said its worse when other people have them i hate jumping in my sleep cause i always wake up too hot and i feel horrible. its been happening alot more recently too D:

I always have a problem with my eyes and contact lenses. its so annoying. not really a body function, but hey ho

My stomach made a really loud noise today in an exam, Embarrassing D:

Falling in my sleep

That involuntary expulsion of a bit of wee when you cough or laugh too hard (or maybe that's just restricted to women who've had children):shocked:

Of the listed options, sneezes are the most irritating 'cause I sneeze a fair bit and it's a nuisance. I also chose Other 'cause rumbling stomach and leg cramps are just the worst things ever!

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Angus! Didn't you do your pelvic floor exercises?!
Hahaha.. I have not as yet had this problem and can only put it down to a strong, well exercised pelvic floor or the fact that I have never given birth naturally :)

Yeah, sniffers ..... especially those who gargle with the resultant nasal extract ..... :eek:

I can't STAND people who think it is acceptable to blow their nose in a restaurant! It's ****ing disgusting!

The little shiver you sometimes get when you have a piss is annoying. It's hard enough to aim as it is :bored:

What is flatulence?

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farting

Farts