Farewell rap to Beccy from Aden.
 

Oh webeckah webeckah
why did you have to go
so low, afro,me knows,you knows
mees acking on de inside
no lies, i tries, ma knows
me's see you on the outside
my bride high tide, mothers pride
yous knows.

O-m-g!!!!!!!!

Init

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Genius.

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OMFG Lol.

:joker: :joker:

Very good.

I don't think Aaaaadennnn will be doing much rapping for a few days though! ;)

Too good for Aden I'm afraid JH you're too good!!!

I'm dah bomb, i luv me mom
got my socks on
i'm a playa and a laya
laying maisy now becs has gone
i wear my shoes, tie my laces, got no graces
co's i is de bomb!
The sex maniac, afrodizzziac
i got it on, im Ardonnnnnnnn.
you get mis.

Lmao.
When he raps he basically steals marcus bentleys job and rounds up the days/weeks events and addS a few randoms like all the girls wanna do my ting.


Oh becka mega..fitty
For 11 days my hard pounded..so deeply for u
All of you lot jst don't..(Another untimely pause) understand
Now she's gone! And I cry again like I cried against maisys chest
Never got to taste you
But maybe maisys the nxt best ting
My ting..you can still get
(Deuces and kiss to the sky) laterz becks, c u on the the outside ting

:joker:

Lmao!

I'm Ardon
gotta hardon
blame me mom
got the tv on
on the net now
chatting to mi biatches
de wanna piece of mi
my piece is gonna be set free
co's i is mi, Ardonnnnnnnnnnn
Dah sex maniac
i'll soon be on your back!
yah knows.

Good one JH.

Im Arden
I used to be hardon
Me need mi kiss Beck
Please kiss me on mi neck.

Im not very good at it but im gonna get experience by practising.

You did good Jedward Fever.

Thanks Jedwardhater.

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Rofl! :joker:

Day 15 04:00am Aden in bed quietly raps to himself wiv a capitol C.

Last night i was crying
it's true i ain't lying
when heaven spoke
my heart was broke
dats why next week
she's got ta go
i is tellin you
not begging you
i need the loo
i gotta a poo
derl be no floaters in dis house
dats why we needs to flush her out
are you wiv me
don't dis me
co's im a wannabe
a sex machine
you's git mi.

the best ever rap from theJoe learning from the exspert Aden >

my treackle has gone, dont dis,
i am sitting here, her outside like pree.
my heart akes and i can only gansta rap,
because i am from the street preeeee preeee preeee.
dont dissssssss me mememe.
we will marry, i am in love, you get me,
togther we are one life is hard on the street. pre pre pre.
you are gone, i am here and hurting,
pre pre pre pre you get me mememe.


( if ever del boy needed that saying it is now - rodney you plonker)

Day 15 8:32am Aden begins his day with another morning rap wiv a capitol C.

Here is i, in dah big brova house
dayz 15 and still missin my bex
stained mi kecks,i'm a t rex
i is on a mission
transition,permission, i don't listen
yous lies about bex
my angelz of def
when i nom, you'll all be gone
thats right my son
go tell yah mom
i ain't lying
and i ain't crying
yous all lying about my bex
co's i'm a t rex
and your all next
i is me a mystory
dah bomb
i is Aden.

Day 15 10:32 am in the BB kitchen by the toaster Aden raps wiv a capitol C.

I is makin toast
like a muvah, wiv sum butta
I is pree co's i is meee
i use utterly butterleeee
so iz munched mize toast
finkin who im gonna spit roooooooast
i is nineteeeeen
mi willy iz cleeean
play wiv my tambouriiiiiine
biggest one uve evva seeeeeen
i is Aden im now in dah garden
i am dah bomb
got ma trunks on
i iz Aden
rapping wiv a capitol c.

Day 15 2:23pm in the diary room Aden raps to big brother wiv a capitol C.

BB: Afternoon Aden, how do you feel today now that Rebeckah has gone?

Aden.........

Deez tears are reeeel
dats how iz feeeel
Bex was robbed
now i'm scared she'll get nobbed
no one to stalk, poke
tis a joke, folk
iz almost choked
you knowz big brova.

BB: Sorry to hear that you are having a hard time in the house Aden, big brother suggests that you take Rebeckahs advice and get to know Maisy a little better.

Aden.........

Dat Maisy is gaggin
shes so up for sum shaggin
laggin, baggin i ain't braggin
co's iz a sex maniac
wiv a very large sack
santa would be jealous
just like all dah fellaz
dat Maisy is reem
a real beauty queeeeeen
yous know what i mean.

BB: Thank you Aden, you seem to be coping very well under the circumstances, you can now leave the diary room but please remember that big brother is always here if you ever need to talk.

Aden......

Oks BB iz get you
once i've filled Maisy innnnnnnnnnnn
i'll tell yous everythinnnnnnng
dah bomb
i iz Aden.
It's a rap wiv a capitol C.