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Kate! 07-10-2011 12:39 PM
The Dicky and Dolly Dilemma Thread!
 
GREETINGS TIBBSTERS AND TIBETTES


Welcome to Dicky and Dolly's Dilemma's Thread.


This thread is intended to be a humorous "take" on the type of Agony Aunt/Uncle columns you see in newspapers and magazines all the time.

Please send in your "problems" (make them up) and we shall "advise" you to the best of our comedic abilities. We hope it makes you laugh, that's the goal!


Please address us as "Dear Dicky* and /or Dolly*, must be professional doncha know ;)



(aka Black Dagger and *Kate*)

Chuck 07-10-2011 12:42 PM
:laugh2: great idea

Kate! 07-10-2011 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629234)
:laugh2: great idea
thanks Chuck ;)

Black Dagger 07-10-2011 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629234)
:laugh2: great idea
Thank's Chuck... D&D aim to please ;).

DrunkerThanMoses 07-10-2011 01:07 PM
Okay........

Kate! 07-10-2011 02:54 PM
Don't be shy people, tell us your woes? :D

Ramsay 07-10-2011 03:35 PM
My pubes are itchy

Ninastar 07-10-2011 03:38 PM
my legs are broken

Niamh. 07-10-2011 03:38 PM
Not again Karl :idc:

Ramsay 07-10-2011 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4629680)
Not again Karl :idc:
:joker:

Kate! 07-10-2011 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4629671)
My pubes are itchy
Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!

Kate! 07-10-2011 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 4629679)
my legs are broken
Stop playing those role play sex games, some positions are not meant to be achieved.

Black Dagger 07-10-2011 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 4629692)
Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!
:joker: Oh Dolly, I think he's definitely got the message.

Chuck 07-10-2011 04:17 PM
is having a curvy penis an issue?

Kate! 07-10-2011 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629816)
is having a curvy penis an issue?
only if you get complaints ;)

Chuck 07-10-2011 04:25 PM
and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?

Kate! 07-10-2011 04:27 PM
Dicky, can you answer this one please, I think we need a male perspective.

Chuck 07-10-2011 04:27 PM
Im actually really wondering if Karl's pubes are itchy. D:

Black Dagger 07-10-2011 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629834)
and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?
Ah the whole... why won't they ring me dilemma, Dicky thinks you should just move on, if he doesn't want anything to do with you, just don't care... you should be proud of your penis. Don't let it come between a potential partner.

Chuck 07-10-2011 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 4629849)
you should be proud of your penis. .
:laugh3:

I wonder if it feels uncomfortable or something. :"(

I'll stop pretending you are Sue Johanson now. lol

Black Dagger 07-10-2011 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629853)
:laugh3:

I wonder if it feels uncomfortable or something. :"(

I'll stop pretending you are Sue Johanson now. lol
Unless he screams, it's not uncomfortable ;).

Chuck 07-10-2011 04:36 PM
omgz I thought they were screams of pleasure. :"(

GypsyGoth 07-10-2011 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninastar (Post 4629679)
my legs are broken
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 4629700)
Stop playing those role play sex games, some positions are not meant to be achieved.
:laugh2:

Kate! 07-10-2011 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4629859)
omgz I thought they were screams of pleasure. :"(
Well now you know better :devil:

arista 07-10-2011 05:07 PM
Hi Dolly


I am Rock Hard

It will not go down


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