Favourite Misheard Lyrics
 

One of my favourites is from Michael Jacksons Billie Jean -> Billie Jean has got my rubber.... :joker::joker:

What's your favourite?

Same song - the chair is not my size
Maroon five - Moobs like Jabba

Salt 'n' Peppa:


Ahhhhhhh, bull****. Bull**** good.
Ahhhhhhh, bull****. Bull**** real good.

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one of my first ever TiBB threads *gets emotional*

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[QUOTE=HBB1508;4879221]Same song - the chair is not my size
Maroon five - Moobs like Jabba[/QUOTE]


Brilliant :joker:

'Go and get stuffed'

When The going gets tough - Billy Ocean

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Aww :hugesmile:

I called Mad World Bad World the once.

-has said this in every one of these threads and doesn't fancy stopping any time soon-



second line always sounds like "I fell into a bed with Ainsley Harriott".
I think the actual lyric is something like "I'd try to tell you that the things we had were right"

Good tune as well

Pussycat Dolls:
"when i grow up.. i wanna be a famous i wanna be a star i wanna have boobies" when it's actually "i wanna have groupies"

even Miquita Oliver got it wrong in an interview with them on T4, and PCD kept telling her its groupies not boobies :joker:

"and baby! You're gonna be the one at Sainsburys!"

Wonderwall - Oasis

Was Tubthumping - Chumbawumba actually ''Pissing the night away?'' I can never remember it being censored on the TV

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Hope they got their Nectar points :hugesmile:

That's what I always thought it was anyway

Yeah, it was that

My 7 year old son was singing along to Bruno Mars Grenade and he sang I'd catch a grenade for you, throw my head on a plate for you :laugh:

Also, Gavs niece was singing along to Fergies - Glamorous and she sang Flying first class and I've a s**t pain

When I was a kid my Dad convinced me the last two lines of the National Anthem were...


...Long Train Ran Over Us
And Steve McQueen.

I sing these words even now.

whenever they have a song that makes a rhyme with 'heart' I always think 'fart'