TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Patrick
 

The one they all wanted to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.

Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here.

This time in the seat is the ultimate LAD Patrick:


Patrick

Would you ever consider adopting a ferret?

What's your favourite species of fish?

Would you take it up the ass from Danny Dyer if he put on a wig and had a Kerrang! compilation with him?

I had to Google Image the word Ferret, but yes I would. :amazed:

Nemo, like clown fish. :love:

No, I'd offer him a drink and we'd enjoy a chat - whilst watching Kerrang! instead. Much more appropriate.

If you had to emigrate but could only chose either Poland or Romania, which would you pick?

..That is the hardest question ever, both countries make me sick.

Right I'd say Poland - because they seem to know how to party, Romanian's steal alot, I don't get on with them [don't get on with Polish people that well either] but I'd bare them alot longer than Romanians.

Also I think Poland's warmer or something. Apparently.

Best and worst alltime housemates?

Who wins in a fight out of Marcus Akin and the Abominable Snowman?

Ticket to a Pendulum concert or a day-pass ticket to the Big Brother house?

The thought of you watching Kerrang! videos with Danny Dyer over a few cans is absoloutely glorious.

Would you sell Stu to native Polish men for the chance to have a drink with Danny Dyer?

Best:

Lord Aaron, Rex, Marcus, Issac, John James, Alex Sibley, Darnell, Big Jason, Victor, Maxwell, and George from BB7, simply because of the reason he gave for walking out.

Worst:

Jade, Alex, Josie Gibson, Steve with the leg, Heaven and Rachel Rice.

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Are you trying to pimp me, Mollie?

Patrick wouldn't have to. I'd sell myself and expect a cold, Eastern European rogering just to see the boys face light up when Dyer comes into his mums living room with a six pack of Harp.

OMG. :amazed:

It's funny because I can picture what he'd say and everything,
'Alright san?' or something like that. Jesus. Whilst a film crew follow behind him.

Without a doubt.

That is one of the hardest questions I've ever been asked.

I'd take the BB pass - becuase then they'd see me, realize I'm amazing and ask me to stay or come back next year.

Where as I'm sure Pendulum will do many more tours.

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Would?

Can you relate to this

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#totes.

After a few.

I've just realized I have a friend who looks near enough identical to that photo you posted Nate.

Sickening.

What is 'a few'?

How much does it take to get you cabbage?

Depends. It changes frequently.

That Saturday there, 7 Bottles of Bud and 4 Bottles of Coors.

[awaits mocking]

If you had the choice between giving BB11 Steve his eye and legs back OR for you to decide the winner of BB9 which would you choose?

What things do you like about GTA IV?

What places in England would you want to visit?

What is your favourite food and colour?

If Rex had been the winner of BB9 would it have easier to have coped with Rachel being runner up?

I'l never get the hate for Rachel or 'boring' claims, there has been far more dullards than her over the years, but still.

Oh and, do you still visit that caravan? ha

Rachel Rice and Hira...two of the dullest female housemates ever, but who was worse? And who would you rather poke your sausage into?