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Shaun 27-07-2012 06:56 PM

Machete Kills
 
upcoming Robert Rodriguez film, sequel to 2010's Machete (starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert de Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson.

The sequel stars Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara (Modern Family), Vanessa Hudgens, Charlie Sheen, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Zoe Saldana (Avatar).

Quote:

"The second film in the Machete trilogy finds Machete mourning the loss of his beloved Sartana, slain during a run in with the cartels. Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a cartel leader, Mendez the Madman, who threatens to fire a missile on the US. Machete foils Mendez's plot only to find that the missiles are remote wired to and triggered by the madman’s still beating heart. The only man who can disarm the missile is eccentric billionaire arms dealer, Luther Voz, who has hatched a plan of his own to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on Voz and his army in order to dismantle his master plan for global anarchy".
Started filming in June.

Mrluvaluva 27-07-2012 07:09 PM

I really enjoyed Machete. Will look forward to this.

Shaun 27-07-2012 07:28 PM

same, it was totally OTT but brilliantly entertaining :love:

Smithy 27-07-2012 07:31 PM

-is only bothered coz gaga-

Tom4784 29-07-2012 12:49 AM

Machete was a great film, I'll look forward to the sequel.

Smithy 22-05-2013 06:00 PM

Trailer this week

http://24.media.tumblr.com/af6b10f55...mb8eo1_500.jpg


http://media.tumblr.com/7d58aae69547...6mR1qz4rgp.gif

Jack_ 22-05-2013 06:13 PM

:o

Joelle. 29-05-2013 01:25 AM

Sofia Vergara and Gaga :worship:

Smithy 02-08-2013 12:41 PM

New trailer :amazed:



(I was originally only bothered cause of gaga but it looks quite good in an over the top kinda way) :amazed:

Tom4784 02-08-2013 01:41 PM

It looks like a ****ing masterpiece.

Z 03-08-2013 12:57 PM

This is going to be even more of a hot mess than the first one and I cannot wait to see it :D

arista 03-08-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5341294)
I really enjoyed Machete. Will look forward to this.



You Sure.


ShotGun can
take him down before he chops you


Its just a fantasy - not real looking enough




Be good as a PS4 Game

Z 03-08-2013 01:15 PM

Clearly you do not understand Machete, arista

arista 03-08-2013 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244135)
Clearly you do not understand Machete, arista



wrong I watched his first film
On SkymoviesHD

Z 03-08-2013 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 6244148)
wrong I watched his first film
On SkymoviesHD

A shotgun wouldn't take him down because he is Machete :dance:

arista 03-08-2013 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244158)
A shotgun wouldn't take him down because he is Machete :dance:



It would
if he met me
Super fast trigger before he steps
unload so many he goes down


But thats Real life
honey

Z 03-08-2013 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 6244228)
It would
if he met me
Super fast trigger before he steps
unload so many he goes down


But thats Real life
honey

You are no match for Machete, arista

arista 03-08-2013 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244328)
You are no match for Machete, arista


we need to meet some time

Z 03-08-2013 04:12 PM

Machete Kills Arista, the third film in the trilogy? :tongue:

arista 03-08-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244452)
Machete Kills Arista, the third film in the trilogy? :tongue:



bullets are faster than blades



Get Real.

Z 03-08-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 6244458)
bullets are faster than blades



Get Real.

Machete is faster than bullets

arista 03-08-2013 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244466)
Machete is faster than bullets


Only at close range.


And Some of us
can set up stealth detectors
that tells us if a person/animal
has entered the building

Z 03-08-2013 06:47 PM

Machete is quicker than a fox and lighter than a penguin, how are you going to cope arista? I want a detailed plan of action

arista 03-08-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 6244732)
Machete is quicker than a fox and lighter than a penguin, how are you going to cope arista? I want a detailed plan of action



To get near the Bunker
you set off Alarms
and cameras are hidden


So before he could try to throw his weapon
he is DEAD

Smithy 04-10-2013 11:03 PM



:amazed: (Aura :amazed:)


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