TiBB Members vs Zombies
 

If you could pick 3 other TiBB members to team up with during a zombie attack, who would they be? and in what way would they be useful against the zombies..

And don't be saying "I choose "insert name here" to throw them to the zombies so I have a better chance of escaping" :idc:

Ohh I like threads like this, I shall have a think :pipe:

Leon, Purdy and Andy.. i feel we're already prepared for any zombie attacks, we have a secure location in our caravan plus Purdy and Andy will come armed with plenty of grenades.. (and female grenades)

all i would need is sheriff, because every sheriff has a gun

The sound of gunfire would just attract more zombies Karl....better with a blow to the head.

Arista... obv

in that case i wont put the windows down and blast out some Bieber if we're trying to lure the zombies in

dunno, his music does appeal to the dead it seems

I had a think and no I can't decide right now

Jesus, Niamh and Marc... we know what to do :pipe:

Jesus would be top of the list, because we would need to keep the faith.

Niamh would be needed to repopulate the earth and impart her years of wisdom and experience. She would be called Niamhdore, like Dumbledore to educate the new humans.

And Marc, because he would need to fight to save the gingers.

omg Jords :amazed:

Jesus, Niamh and Marc. Because I want to hoard them and watch Jords and Glenn die.

Niamh would only slow me down anyway :idc:

I'd have me salman jordan and mmi

:love:

Yep, I'd have you, Marc and Jesus, as we are Zombie experts :idc:

Niamh, for laughs and the use of a vagina.

Jesus, he knows what he's doing and who better to have on your side than the son of God?

Jords, because I'd need somebody to talk about poo with.

i would take scott but you just know he would have the hots for the ripped zombies and want to chat for a bit:joker:

:joker::joker:

you know what they say karl!
guns for show knifes for a pro:shocked:

Poo :love:

Arista - The only one you need to survive really.
Marc - So I can have my weekly chat about Survivor x
Ninastar - So we can get wrecked and sing 80's anthems to each other for no reason.

Vicky
Niamh
Nathan

Ammi, she would talk the Zombies down
Sooty - distract them with tea and scones
Marcus - by the time he had got to the bottom of whether he should take Gems bowling or to the cinema the Zombies would have given up and gone home.

Jake with loads of bacon rapped round him so the zombies will be distracted for a good 10 minutes so I can get away