A torrid tale of two poos
 

So about 10-15 minutes ago a torrid storm came to an end. I had finished eating my tea and shortly after I needed a poo. Nothing out of the ordinary. So I finished having said poo. Wiped away a lot and came out the bathroom with a touch of stomach ache. I go to take a buscopan and then pick up the paracetamol...but wait, there's no time. My stomach is aching and... no way!... I think I need to go AGAIN!.
I was bent over, holding the pain back, feeling as though I'd just been snipered. Then I felt a rumbling...

The conversation in my head went something like:

'I've just had a poo, surely I don't need one again?'
'No, I think I do?'
'Come on now, surely not. Surely I can't of had a poo and about two minutes later need another one.'
'It's happening, I really think I need to go...'

So I approach the bathroom. When my eyes and brain registered the bathroom door. And when you get closer to the toilet your bowl starts to act, the boss in my bowl was shouting at his men, 'THIS IS IT GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS OUT! YES WE'VE HAD ONE ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO BUT ANOTHER IS ON ITS WAY'...

I felt the poo coming. I quickly had to pull down my clothing... I got on the toilet and out it came. Add this to the fact I still had stomach ache and I put my arm on my thigh, and then put my head onto my arm and the stench of the poo hit me. I then proceeded to do this 2-3 times more in a bid to try and comfort myself somewhat, and hoping to put up with the smell. I couldn't. It was head up, aching stomach, pain in the arsehole. This felt like hell!

After the main load came out I slowly felt a trickling sensation. It was like tiny skittles of **** were popping out. One of those moments when you have to think, 'I am pooing I believe, I feel something, but it's nothing major...'

I then get up to wipe. And, well, what can I say? A tense bumhole to begin with and I didn't even have to get to the root of my hole to get a lot of feces on the toilet paper. It felt like a spilt Van Gogh painting. Loads of it...

I've now recovered though. I'm just wondering, aside from when having the runs, has anybody experienced anything like this before? I've had going for a poo and then needing it again half an hour to an hour later again but never so quickly after going once.

A torrid, torrid experience.

Something tells me the middle aged women will all be masturbating to this over the summer...

Something tells me someone needs to get a new line in threads.

OH MY GOD

For ****s sake

Middle aged women find stories about s**t a turn on? ok then.........

If that's what some women are into then I urge them to visit the FemaleFirst forum. There was once a thread there about a guy who liked to watch his girlfriend poo. I believe they even writhed about in poo together.

My favourite thread, on a forum, of all time that was.

My mums friend was shagging some guy who liked her to squat on a glass table that was over his face..and crap on it.

:o

actually vicky, your sig is the perfect response to that post

:laugh:

this looks like something marc would make

You're basically Marc

Jesus ****ing christ these threads just get worse....

'the boss in my bowl was shouting at his men, 'THIS IS IT GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS OUT! YES WE'VE HAD ONE ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO BUT ANOTHER IS ON ITS WAY'

:joker:

Wow! And she was up for it? Wonder what else she'd do...

I'd just like to add: never would I go into such detail about having a crap.. I face palmed half way through this thread.

But part of me is proud of you Ryan, people are such crudes when it comes to poo'ing... glad to know you can share with us :laugh:

I'd just like to add: never would I go into such detail about having a crap.. I face palmed half way through this thread.

But part of me is proud of you Ryan, people are such crudes when it comes to poo'ing... glad to know you can share with us :laugh:

I love a good discussion about feces. I felt I had to share such an horrific experience for people who have also suffered. I feel I can help others, to not be afraid, and come out to share their torrid poo tales.

Why do you make it all about you? think about how tedious it must have been for that poor little poo.

We live in a very egocentric society, a me me me type of existence.

Who spares a thought for the poo? The thing that has given your body so much sustenance and nutrition.

The same poo that pained my bumhole? You think I should think about it?! I also had loads to wipe and it stunk. Sorry, no sympathy here.

Indeed, however 'I had the s**ts' may have sufficed

Marc, that would be misleading people. You're a moderator and you're asking me to mislead fellow 'torrid poo sufferers'? Very disappointed in you here.

think about all of the nutrients that your body got from that poo, your bowels were literally sucking it dry of all the things that your body needed to replenish itself, and then that same poo that nurished your body is now treated like... well, treated like a poo :(

You'd have appreciated my wipe thread...

I'm sorry lostalex, whatever you say, I hated that poo. It made me feel like I'd been snipered in the stomach after all. Good riddance.