H.M.S Samuel.......
 

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.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!

I would rather drown in a spoon of urine :) thanks for the offer though and good luck

This post is so spooky. I am a big Sam Fan......My name is Sam.....I backed him in the first week to win at 14/1....The picture is a HAYDEN seascape and I have a nearly identical and original HAYDEN hanging in my lounge.

This surely an omen and I am buzzing. Go Sam

get me onboard that Victory ship.

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

You sure? Free rum and all the loot you could ask for?

Go take a pee Sandz,:joker::xyxwave:

Arrrrr first mate Smudgie, good to hav ye aboard this fine vessel.


Sail away Sam lubbers.

Shotgun

Arrrrr Kazanne the rat catcher, glad to have ye aboard. :dance:

I would but the conversation is riveting ;)

I don't get out much lol

Ooh goodness..I am giggling like a silly schoolgirl here.

Ratcatcher indeed.:joker:

:joker:


Still room on my ship Sandz, ditch that rowdy battleship that is Dexter and join the best ship in the fleet. ;)

Always room for you Hermit mate, I saved you a spot :dance:

Sailing to the winning post our Sam.

Hello Sam, I missed this, how are you?

The portents look good, hopefully no storms on the horizon!

Wait for me

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:D

Visage, welcome aboard friend.

The sam ship will crash into the rocks as he will fall alseep at the wheel as he is soooooo boring , he will then float like a little turd raft across the sea back to whales where he belongs. using his expanding winkie to keep himself a float.
while drifting along he will meet 2 fat turds named jack and joe all shipwrecked and drifting back to mordor

dexter the pirate will sail past the boring turds n seize the loot hehe

:joker:

Get off my ship ;)


:joker:

Great opening post :D

.... but no.

Gina to win!! :elephant::elephant::elephant:

:joker:

:p

Aye Aye,captain,we have a certain slippery rat on board but rest assured me and me mates will trap the varmint good and proper and toss him in the dumpster where he belongs:hugesmile:
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