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Dexters sexless marriage
So, for all those people who believe he loves Charlie in a girl/boy way, what do you all think of that
Creepy little weirdo |
I think he was referring to the fact that Charlie is constantly saying she adores him but 'not in a sexual way'. It is his way of saying how much he loves her. He would be prepared to marry her even though she does not want to have sex with him.
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: *washes my mouth out* *terrible visuals* |
I don't know why he isn't more offended. She's basically saying "i like you as a person but I find you physically repulsive". If he was 6ft plus and had a bit of muscle she would be all over him. Sad, and shallow.
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One of the most unappealing individuals I've ever seen grace a television set. |
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there is definetly something wrong with him sexually, he seems to have hardly any junk in his trunk I wouldnt be surprised if his secret is that he is really Shirley from Bolton! |
If his feelings are true and she considered it, it would be a recipe for disaster unless they had an open marriage as they would be condemning each other to a life of illicit affairs.
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Phony Dexter on the other hand shakily read prepared notes and looked ever the cold, narcissistic fraud. |
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And why is she shallow if she doesnt fancy a man with a 12 year old boys body?? Its the ONLY sensible thing she has said in the whole 10 weeks! |
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Charlie milking it all a little though is another story.... |
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She will dump him as a friend as soon as the publicity dries up! |
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Lilliput? |
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(no i'm not being serious, i'm referring to the jemima incident lol) |
I've always thought Dexter is bi sexual or even gay, i don't believe for one minute he totally straight, which btw I'm not critizing(SP), absolutely nothing wrong with being gay or bi.
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It's been said before, but Dexter clearly latched to Charlie and a perceived relationship with her so that he could speak to the camera/audience through her.
Charlie was incidental, it just gave him the vessel he needed to ramble on...and on... and on about his personal journey and about how much of a man he was so he could convince people at home of it. He's not terribly bright, but he's clearly of a mind that if you say a lie enough times it becomes the truth. "I create things" indeed, Dixter. |
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It's his personality and inability to love anyone but himself that makes him unappealing.
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Never mind the sex aspect, why would a woman marry a man she doesn't love.
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Or a man who --after this much time together and having been essentially struck down 950 times by Charlie-- decides now is the time to tell her he'd marry and artificially inseminate her.
I mean. What?! |
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check out my Dexters Secret Thread |
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