Help i'm going to burn to a crisp..
 

My area is on fire, it's coming towards me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH.

Run?

Have you had too much tequila?

I'm not Usain thrigging Bolt!!

:dog::dog::dog:

you can get cream for that.

OMG NO, THE TIP IS ON FIRE AND NOBODY IS PUTTING IT OUT!!

What if it spreads to McDonalds, I'll be distraught.

Go to your GP and have him look at it. He might give you a cream or something.

:laugh3:

It's quite a large area, would take a lot of cream.

:laugh: okay maybe a slow jog??? if you are staying put, you need lots of wet towels to jam around the door and you need to start perfecting your Help Me scream.

oh **** you shaun

Shaun got there first!

Don't worry.....there will be firemen....

There ****ing isn't yet, 35 bastard minutes the tip has been on fire and still no NEE NAAAWWS

i'm so 3008 LJ two thousand and late~

Have you died yet?

When you say Area do you mean the mean streets of Stockport

Not yet, but it's quickly coming up to my house, so pray for us, if I'm not on tomorrow I'm fried toast xo

I'm apart of the Bredbury mandem!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSI4dGaCYAAk0y8.jpg:large

DON'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY BELOVED MC'MORRISONS.

Blood hell. That looks nasty.





I misunderstood your post at first. Thought you meant your area of a building...I had that scene from It Crowd in my mind, when Moz is emailing the fire service for help ;p

That looks terrible :o

The amount of people outside my house looking at it is ridiculous, I'm sure some have ****ing picnics, take a picture, put it in your scrap-book and do one, set of sad twats.