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daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 05:22 PM
Help! Fake tan disater!!!!
 
As many of you know I fell flat on my face and broke my nose... as you do. tomorrow I have a family event so thought why not get a haircut, spruce myself up.

I asked for crew cut she gave me cone head. I then went to boots to buy fake tan as I need to cover up all this brusing on my face. I thought why not go all out and look all exotic.

As I applied the tan, it kept getting darker and darker till finally I looked Somalian.

I tried scrubbing my face but nothing! Then noticed my eyebrows and eyelashes were brown. So right now im sat in front of a handheld mirror applying mascara to my eyebrows. I must say the sales girl at Boots was very unsympathetic.

How do I get this stuff off my face coz I look like ive been rolling around in sh!t.

Vicky. 10-05-2014 05:23 PM
:laugh2:

I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious :D

HD 10-05-2014 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 6838165)
:laugh2:

I have no advice, sorry. But this is all quite hilarious :D
This :laugh2:

oh Dan.... :joker:

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 05:27 PM
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.

armand.kay 10-05-2014 05:27 PM
Just go with it changing race is the new thing. (Lil Kim and Beyoncé's impact).

Lee. 10-05-2014 05:28 PM
:laugh2:
I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)

Vanessa 10-05-2014 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838172)
I feel like crying but laughing at the same time.

I do the dumbest sh!t.

My nan has dementia im gonna scare the sh!t out of her.
:joker::joker:

Smithy 10-05-2014 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6838174)
:laugh2:


Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Tbh

Vicky. 10-05-2014 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6838174)

Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Yes :D

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6838174)
:laugh2:
I think you can buy fake tan corrector in Boots? If not, I think lemon juice can correct small mistakes but I'm not so sure you should scrub your face with something so acidic.

Maybe a photo would help us advise you? :)
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man :( but brown.

T* 10-05-2014 05:33 PM
:laugh2:

Vanessa 10-05-2014 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838185)
Well I might aswell just throw acid in my face.

My god im the elephant man :( but brown.
I'm sure it will fade in time, Daniel. :hug:

Livia 10-05-2014 05:37 PM
Lemon juice is quite good for removing fake tan. I've removed streaks with it. Good luck!

T* 10-05-2014 05:41 PM
Get some cream dulux

Samm 10-05-2014 05:56 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lb3vArv10z...400a071707.jpg

Loukas 10-05-2014 05:57 PM
:laugh2:

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 05:58 PM
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam <3 (Post 6838216)
Its more like Jodie Marsh body builder colour. Definitely not the summer glow advertised on the bottle.

Glenn. 10-05-2014 05:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/C0xUHeP.jpg

jackc1806 10-05-2014 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838218)
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
:joker:

HD 10-05-2014 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985 (Post 6838218)
You cant even make this **** up.....Just went to pick my stuff up from the dry cleaners and a gravy stained t-shirt was hidden in the white linen so not only is my face mahogany but now so are my bed sheets or should I call them bed sh!ts.

Im cursed!!!
:laugh2:

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 6838221)
FINE!

Attachment 2697

So the girls name was Jackie...."Yeah Brackie".

Jackie the thorn in my side.

Smithy 10-05-2014 06:11 PM
omg please post a pic of your face

Glenn. 10-05-2014 06:19 PM
Tenner says Daniel looks like this right now
http://i.imgur.com/o74H3Fk.jpg

daniel-lewis-1985 10-05-2014 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 6838265)
Tenner says Daniel looks like this right now
http://i.imgur.com/o74H3Fk.jpg
OMG I was gonna post about the friends episode with the black light.

"Why do you have a black light its 1999?!?!"


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