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Crimson Dynamo 16-10-2014 05:00 PM

Would you eat these Tomatoes??
 
:shocked:

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement flushed onto railway track by train toilet

Tomatoes pictured growing in human excrement on lines in Rochford, Essex
RMT union calls on the Government to replace trains that flush onto rails
Rail workers are 'routinely sprayed with waste', union chief says
Most modern trains are fitted with septic tanks which store the waste
But tanks cannot be fitted on some older carriages which dump excrement

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/..._Forget_le.jpg




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Crimson Dynamo 16-10-2014 05:00 PM

I presume some tomato seeds from the sh!t grew!

Vanessa 16-10-2014 05:07 PM

:conf2::yuk:

Jordan. 16-10-2014 05:11 PM

Um noo

Marsh. 16-10-2014 05:14 PM

Maybe they had piles that dropped off. :shrug:

Crimson Dynamo 16-10-2014 05:27 PM

People dont realise that the rail tracks are full of sh!t, they are littered with bog roll

T* 16-10-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 7326314)
Maybe they had piles that dropped off. :shrug:

http://i.minus.com/jb1ZQHqSs0dUu6.jpg

lily. 16-10-2014 05:41 PM

Everything grows in ****..

arista 16-10-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lily. (Post 7326342)
Everything grows in ****..


How Nice

Jessica. 16-10-2014 05:52 PM

No

Amy Jade 16-10-2014 05:54 PM

I wouldn't go and pick them and eat them off the vine but we all eat veg that was likely grown in animal **** so I don't see why it's a huge issue.

Firewire 16-10-2014 05:56 PM

ew

Livia 16-10-2014 05:58 PM

Isn't nature amazing. But no... there is no amount of money that would encourage me to eat those toms.

Sophiee 16-10-2014 06:10 PM

definitely not.

lostalex 16-10-2014 06:13 PM

I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Marsh. 16-10-2014 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 7326386)
I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Or he simply had a dump on the train. :unsure:

lostalex 16-10-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 7326395)
Or he simply had a dump on the train. :unsure:

my story was better. :nono:

T* 16-10-2014 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 7326386)
I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

i am so ****ing done

Marsh. 16-10-2014 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7326399)
i am so ****ing done

:joker:

Liam- 16-10-2014 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 7326386)
I'd like to think that a man ate tomatoes the morning before he decided to commit suicide by train. The train tore through his body, ripping through his bowls spilling the contents onto the ground. His guts were splattered all over the tracks and the seeds from the tomatoes he ate for breakfast eventually blossomed into this beautiful plant.

(and yes, i would eat them.)

Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide? :umm2:

lostalex 16-10-2014 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiamPRW (Post 7326402)
Why was he carrying bowls if he was going to commit suicide? :umm2:

don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.

Liam- 16-10-2014 06:31 PM

:worry:

T* 16-10-2014 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 7326406)
don't be pedantic. it's not cute, it's not fun.

you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

lostalex 16-10-2014 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7326412)
you know what's not cute or fun?
making a story about a guy comitting suicide and his **** splattering everywhere so a tomato plant grows

actually my story was both cute and fun.

cute because a tiny new plant sprung forth from a tragedy, and fun because a guy got hit by a train.

you obviously don't understand storytelling.

Liam- 16-10-2014 06:36 PM

Has America got a different dictionary from everywhere else in the world?

Because someone getting hit by a train is not what I'd define as 'fun' :think:


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