Embarrassing moments
 

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done/that's happened to you?

Was sick over a guys shoes when he was trying to chat me up in a club.

He left.

Lmao

One of my high school teachers overheard me referring to her as a 'Swedish sex slave' one time and I had her class right after, safe to say that I mitched.

Once when I was in 3rd year I think, I had relatively bad diarrhoea (which is bad enough outside of school) and in typical fashion my bastard phone decided to fall out of my pocket as I was standing up and into the mess below. Yes I had to get it out and yes I now have a different phone

I called my teacher mum

Jesus :joker:

I've done this once lmao and in primary I called one dad, he was hot

Fell down the stairs on a quite packed bus

:joker:

in my first job i took a unflattering drawing i drew of my boss and went over to show a work colleague and then said to him along the lines of "look this is old mr ***** haha what a total ****" only to then realise he was sitting right next to him and they were working together on some papers. for some reason i just did not see him

:umm2:

Surely you got the sack?

Oh my :joker::joker::joker:

Went up to collect a certificate in primary school and a twat tripped me up as I was getting out of the row, the dick. In front of the whole school too.

screaming

My excuse to my Dad was that someone pushed me and it fell into a puddle lmao

:joker:

where do i ****ing start

pooped in a display room toilet when i was younger

i don't want to say anymore i think i've shared too much as it is

Was trying to chat a hot-looking girl up in a nightclub when she threw up on my shoes.

You're lucky she didn't wait until she was about to give you a blowy.

You'd be picking bits of carrot out of your pubes for months. :hehe:

God far too many to mention. I am ridiculously clumsy and most of my embarrassing moments involve falling when I am trying to be cool / invisible whatever. I'm not talking tripping up either, I'm talking spectacular (and painful falls).

Once tripped someone up in Primary school as he was stepping out to get a certificate, and it was not until he went sprawling that I realised I had a secret gay crush on him.

:joker:

:bawling: I missed my chance:

:joker:

:laugh::laugh: Poor Annie.