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Will. 17-10-2015 04:17 PM

I'm FUMING!!!!!!!
 
This was on FB:

I am so so so so maddddd... I need to VENT!! ��������������������������
So, I went to Asda to get some stuff for tonight's dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the tills. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my dsughter who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "whaaat", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to Ģ100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like Ģ40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum. I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg, just like I'm pulling your leg.

JoshBB 17-10-2015 04:18 PM

Oh my god, that was a plot twist..

You should ring the police.

Firewire 17-10-2015 04:20 PM

this did not happen

MB. 17-10-2015 04:20 PM

so anyway

Dominic 17-10-2015 04:20 PM

wow

JoshBB 17-10-2015 04:21 PM

" I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg."

oh i guess its not real then

MB. 17-10-2015 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoshBB (Post 8230873)
" I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg."

oh i guess its not real then

I thought the clue would be "by Will1999"

reece(: 17-10-2015 04:22 PM

I love fanfic

Smithy 17-10-2015 04:23 PM

Sure Jan.gif

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 17-10-2015 04:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/sr5B0QN.jpg

Firewire 17-10-2015 04:23 PM

loooool

https://www.facebook.com/AsKKissy/ph...885360/?type=3

Calderyon 17-10-2015 04:23 PM

So you really want to be a writer then?

Thatīs good, itīs healthy to have dreams.

Will. 17-10-2015 04:24 PM

Well done everyone, of course it ain't real! :laugh:

Will. 17-10-2015 04:24 PM

I saw it on FB

MB. 17-10-2015 04:25 PM

Yeah kinda doesn't work when you forget to include the punchline

Lostie! 17-10-2015 04:25 PM

"I'm not paying for your shopping, you ain't my muvva!!"
"YES I AM!!!!!!!!!"

Calderyon 17-10-2015 04:26 PM

Well, you should have included a link to the original. Otherwise people think itīs you.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 17-10-2015 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8230884)
Well done everyone, of course it ain't real! :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/pz9vN8w.gif

Firewire 17-10-2015 04:26 PM

can this thread be deleted?

JoshBB 17-10-2015 04:28 PM

omg SCREAMING

please dont delete this thread its hilarious

MB. 17-10-2015 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firewire (Post 8230893)
can this thread be deleted?

Erase it flabby?

Crimson Dynamo 17-10-2015 04:28 PM

mom?


is this american fiction?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 17-10-2015 04:29 PM

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...38&oe=5686EA6D

JoshBB 17-10-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan (Post 8230903)

she looks like my dead son too

MB. 17-10-2015 04:30 PM

askkizzy.com?


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