Wat shall i get James 4 Valentines
 

This is no normal relationship, which prevents me from giving him anything in real life (this year!!)

So i need advice on cyber type presents, help appreciated :thumbs:

Get him an account on ann summers. :whistle:

What if he gets a blow up betty and decides he doesnt need me anymore? :sad:

I think he'll get a guy to make you feel better. :wink:

so a blow up bob is more likely.

Hmmmm finks i am getting dissed, although not overtly so nothing will be done :bawling:

how about a bunch of flowers

:flowers:

I wasn't dissing you....:thumbs:

Use your imagination Shilpa.

...Actually, wait - don't, you never know where that would get you. (And James, for that matter!)

OMG! James as in...James James, the Mod James?!

hehe yea
Shilpa-2-Win fancies the pants off him:laugh:

Awww! That's waaaay sweet, I take it James knows lol hehe, James and Shilpa-2-win sitting ina tree.....

Lol immature I know, sorry :flowers:

Write on your breasticles 'I love you' then a take a picture and send it to him. Job done. Just make sure that why he has one hand spare to actually type a message back..and watch the keyboard.

i think you should get him a virtual pet lol :thumbs:

how about some lego

How about some sweets and some nice wine. oh and write a poam for him, thats romantic!

I will shortlist this! Keep em coming! :wink:

erm....... it needs to be virtual cos he has put an injuction on me in reality :sad:

Cant do sweets and wine....... but Poem is a good one

Fankooooo

get him a dildo:devil:

Is James not into women? Anyway, it has to be VIRTUAL

oh you could on a glitter site and make him a glitter thing! :spin:

Awwwwwww thats a sweet idea, I can make him a sig

LMAO!
You've wasted a lot of your time if he isn't.

Valentines day? What do I get Emily?

My body of course. :hello:

maybe im in for a poke