First they steal our dogs........
 

BOOZY BIRDS Aggressive boozed-up seagulls are falling off roofs, vomiting on people and flying into cars after drinking our beer dregs

BOOZY British seagulls have been spotted falling off rooftops, vomiting on people and even flying into cars.

The winged menaces, who have hit the headlines this week after a "psycho" gull snatched chihuahua Gizmo in Devon, have been seen drinking the dregs of pint glasses up and down the country.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...4408.jpg?w=670

But, like the rest of us, they can't cope with too much of the stuff - and have been left stumbling around, confused and reeking of booze, after over-indulging.

And it appears boozed-up birds have been known to get so drunk they're physically sick - just like humans.

Opportunistic gulls have been seen pinching pints, guzzling glasses of wine and pecking up the last few drops of booze from discarded bottles across the UK.

The increasingly aggressive nature of British seagulls has hit headlines with reports of dead dogs, pensioners pecked on the head by violent gulls and a postman left shaken by repeated attacks.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/958232...box=1564076853

I ain't no seagull but I've picked up a few dogs in my time!

It made me laugh at first but then as much as I hate seagulls I feel slightly sorry for them as they are only drinking stuff like that to hydrate themselves they will be as hot and thirsty as the rest of us in this heat

Seagulls are the ladsladslads of the bird world?

Great, so now we have to avoid bird puke, aswell as ****. I wonder if they have a point system for people they puke on, like I am positive they have to have for ****ting. 5 points for a person, 2 points for a car!

We cant blame them for seeking food or drink

That’s a really nasty thing to say.

As long as he don’t go home and beat up Mrs sea gull.

It’s not a big deal.

...gulls just wanna have fun..?...

The alcohol won't help but Seagulls do vomit on people, they are trying to scare off.
As well as messing on them.
Swooping at them too.

Annoying birds, really they can be.

These things are always causing trouble one way or another :laugh:

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/jX...052aa0a7699b2a

Very fly pun their Ammi

bothered.....:nono:

gonna set this bad boy onto them..

http://images.app.goo.gl/8pT2ZkV5rRmZwVSc6


https://images.app.goo.gl/8pT2ZkV5rRmZwVSc6

sick of this wanton gumlismaphobia

yes ansd that pic reminds me of when that thread was opned with this pic about the gull and the camera i replied "auks"


a pun on awks and auks the genus of bird gulls are related to


not one bloody laugh


i am totally wasted on this site



:oh:

Well gully gosh that sure does suck mister. But you know, I'm beakinning to think the same thing, it's flocking ridiculous.

:nono: dont even think that, I couldn't bear it if you left :bawling:

Clearly not.

Never mind the Gulls

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/11530...jpg&name=small
happy days.

:joker::joker::joker:

Not Goat sex?

He used to be a Billy no mates.

LT and TS to ride off into the sunset together laughing at their own jokes?

:laugh2: very good

Being chased by Josy dressed as a sexy Seagull