Embarassing stuff you have said/heard out loud
 

I say some really stupid stuff sometimes.

Once, all my friends was talking about Sherlock Holmes, I just came into the converation and just said "Ohh, yeahh she is an amazing runner!"... then followed an akward silence and then a chorus of laughter, and me feeling slightly embarassed.

Also, today I asked my friend "If your on the aeroplane and you go really high, is there any chance the plane will go into the sun?" My friend just walked away, so I dont know the answer but I feel it was stupid, i dont know if its a clever question or not.

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless.

No, I think before I speak. And I believe that the plane would melt before it reached the sun, so you would burn to death.

For around 3 years I believed America was in Europe.

Conversation with my Religion Teacher...
JEN "Sir can you help me...?"
SIR "I'll be there in a second..."
JEN "just come late, like you always do..."
(Class exploding into laughter.... followed by my teacher...)
That was today... I didn't catch on until it was explained... then I was disgusted my teacher understood.. LOL

Do you understand the concept of the universe lol. A plane wouldn't be able to reach the altitude over the atmosphere and wouldn't be able to get close enough to the sun due to its heat and many other things.

My friend said "I'd shag Simon Cowell, he's so sexy" just as my class went silent the other day..

I say loads of stupid things that end up really embarrassing.
I literally wonder if I have a brain that works sometimes :|

Or my fave that my friend saidm in a crowd of people:
"If you have a erection in Australia, which way will it face?"... OMG seriously!!! I was actually shocked... like really speechless. [/quote]

PMSL

Lol iv said loads of stupid stuff. i cant remember stuff off the top of my head but luckily im the sort of person who just laughs at myself for saying it.

I normally say stupid things by accident, just can't think of one off the top of my head.

I also said in Maths:

"Sir, I WANT YOU"
as in I need him to help me in my class related situation
He never lets me live that down..
I think all my male teachers believe me to be a perv.. LOL

LMAO... definately the thread of the week :joker::thumbs:

I mentioned this in Nickys birthday thread (so sorry for the repeat) but its funny.

Last year I sent a text to my husband which read

"dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PRESSIES on the way home asap, love you x"

When he got home he showed me the text message it actually read

Dissaster. Mother and Aunt Clem just turned up, need a favour, pick up a couple of PROSSIES on the way home asap, love you x

oops :laugh3::joker::blush2:

Science is my worst subject, the thing that my freinds do when they want to wind me up is talking about scientific things, I just switch off, then they laugh and are calling me thick and everything.... im just bad at it.

My friend in the middle of the corridor looking randomly at a teacher...

Sir- Sarah, What the hell you looking at?
Sara- Sexyness! (With a geekish laugh after)

Haha the silence that follows, Sir's face went red, and just said "Umm... okay, you have major issues!" and walks off... then there was me, literally on the floor in stitches of laughter.

what i hate is when your in class and everyone is talking really loud, but all of a sudden everyone shuts up and you end up saying the last couple of words out loud (usually embarrasing ones)

that reminds me. In Maths today it was dead quiet and this laminated poster thingey fell of the wall right next to me and everyone started looking at me accusingly; so i shouted out '' I did'nt touch it !'' PMSL Twas quite embarassing :S

well what about all those sayings which "normal" people use which make absolutely no sense what so ever, at there first use they must have been deadly embarrasing yet somehow they actually caught on... such as


Deaf as a post........... did anyone ever question the drunk who must have said this originally that posts... cant actually be deaf LOL

Slept like a log..... who got away with this first time round you may as well say I slept like a pencil, a clip board, a tap, a brick a two dimensional drawing of a rainbow hell pick anything that dosnt actually sleep...yet why did log catch on:shrug:

Happy as Larry.. the only Larry i knew was a misreble git who picked his own nose,:shocked: :laugh:

I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said any of the above I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool...... :laugh2:

LMAO!

I'm like you Maz, if I'd have said either of those 2 I would have been ignored as a complete a**, yet someone else says the down right ridiculous and all of a suden its cool......

Call me Salv :bigsmile:

Too many things happen in class to me... D:

My science Teacher have been calling me "KERRZO" for ages because one time I called him, Cairnsy...
Teachers are rediculous...

LOL, you see what I mean now :joker::blush2:

ahem...Salv :kiss::whistle:

I was in class a few weeks ago in Physics, loads of people were speaking and i had to speak loudly so my friend next to me could hear, I was talking about a cake I had for break and how nice tasting it was, and I had been talking for as long as 3 mins fully and the class silenced at the one point I said something embarassing, guess what it was..... "It was like I was having an orgasm."

Everyone laughed and sir said "Do me a favour? Dont give me visuals!" My teacher is good at one liners, probably doesnt sound funny but it was at the time.

:laugh:

It does sound funny.. :)
My teacher is the same... all of mine are.. LOL
We are the lucky classes who have the best teachers in the school.
My R.E teacher is not HAAHHA funny... he is just so stupid.. (A good teacher though) he just gets himself into situation that are hilerious and wrong and he digs himself in the hole deeper and deeper each time...

that made me laugh, i so hope it was intentional
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Haha yeah, i always end up with teh best and funniest teachers. My English teacher was an absoloute legend, I had him for 2 years but he moved last year and now I have a serious dull one.
He would always take the mick of us, there was about 6 sicilians including me, all sitting next to each other and he always called us the Mafia.

Also, everytime he got a tattoo done, he would show us, and because he was a teacher, he had to hide it from students, but he had a massive one around his arm, his back, and on his neck HAHA.... he was a legend and he would always boast about his gf/fiance and boat about his "big arms" and i was like "Breiley!(his last name),get over yourself!" HAHA

I actually got his facebook and he is getting married soon, I miss those funny lessons soo much.

today i was in a cafe in the lanes, and it's like above a shop so there's a balcony looking out over the street so we were sitting out there so we could smoke, and all of a sudden a hot guy started busking with an acoustic guitar and he had a gorgeous voice, and i forgot that he could hear us because we were like just above him and across the street which was like 2m wide, and i said "i really fancy him" and in the middle of a line in a song he shouted "thank you" up hahahaa it was so cringey but then we started talking to him and i made him play me a song, was lovely haha

Haha, aww thats cute :bigsmile: