I\'m going to be a Dad
 

First of all to "themichaelO" **** you i didn't criticise you!(prick)

Second of all I don't care if I get a ban he provoked me. (See earlire threads).

Third of all I'm thrilled at becoming a Dad but scared aswell because I have no idea whats instore but I know I will make a great Dad!

Not sure if you're serious, but congrats if you are!
and dw, everyone knows Michael is a wannabe little dyke anyway.

Good luck with it all. Planned or not planned, everyone can make it work if they want to.

What Gary Said.

Am happy for you mate goodluck.

I am serious I'm ecstatic, Shocked, Happy, Scared, Excited anything you could name of, more shocked than anything else tthough, I just don't know what to do though!

Congrats! I'm still wanting to know who the hell Madelaine is!

Oh yes, me too actually. :laugh: That confused me somewhat.

The mother? How old is she? Are you together? Do you live together?

I
DO
NOT
CARE
IF
YOU
GAVE
BIRTH
TO
A
MONKEY
ON
A
BANANA
BOAT

Same! :hugesmile:

Could you give us an insight, Iceman? You did bombard her onto us.

Don't lie, you would be intrested if that did happen.

at this moment in time, i rly wouldnt.

Hahah:

Lauren. says (02:58):
Id be stunned if anything gave birth to a monkey on a banana boat dont lie billy, i know you would be too!

I was very drunk earlier when I found out and just kept bringing up Maddie McCann because I felt so sorry for her and herparents. I know I'm telling the truth and you can doubt me if you want but I know I'm telling the truth, i can't prove anything until we have a scan.

Things that bad?

My girlfriend is 20 same age as me, were together, we were already planning on moving in with each other in May hope that answers some of your questions andyman

Okay okay, is she under your bed?

Iceman!!! Tell us about your lady friend.

ahh, ignor my last post..

Iceman! You must have known she could get pregers?

No not really, she had the bar, i ocasionallly used condoms because I never thought this would happen. It's weird though because I'm only with my girlfriend just over a month so I'm still learning about her.

Congrats! At least we know what you're talking about now. Still dont get the Madeleine McCann thing though...

That was me being very drunk over-thinking, I tend to do that a lot, if you haven't noticed by now.

The bar? :puzzled: Hahah.

*holds muh belly*
yeh i think i need to add yu tuh the bois i sleep wiv list now.

im-a call muh baby caleb if hes a boy or yasmin if shes a gurl.

A bar you can get put in your arm it's a type of contraceptive. (Obviosly it doesn't work)