Having Sex With Sophie would be like trying to get comfortable on a plastic lilo and just as noisy!!!
 

Complete with the squeaky noise. Fake tits and fake girl!!! :yuk:

:joker:

I'd still do her but yeah those fake tits wouldn't be the best:yuk:

I'll stick to my lilo :whistle:

Sophie is not amused.

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I have a feeling she's going to regret those boob implants. I know women with (natural) boobs about that big, and they get really bad back-ache.

She was crying on Saturday because they hurt her back

Any straight male who says they wouldnt is a LIER! :wink:

Like i would care what she thought :sleep:

Her tits are as ugly as the Mitchell brothers in Eastenders :colour:

I'd do you before i would go anywhere near lilo lil :kiss:

Just as well she will spend most of her life on her back then! :yuk:

:joker:

I always like to have sex with people more minging than me. Thier gratitude turns me on.

She probably wouldn't want to have sex with you either so you don't have to worry.

Well I say I wouldn't but then I'm a liar!!!!
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Yeah, plus the fact you can feel the ridge where the artificial "pushup" begins. Not exactly a turn-on for men I'd imagine.

Edit: Though like above poster suggests, wouldn't exactly stop them.

But you might be in with a shot :whistle:

i'd bang her!!!

I would hit that, I would hit that all night long.

and like a lilo there's a fair chance she would go bang!!! :tongue:

Whats wrong with with fake plastic girls??

nothing really once you've sneaked them home from the sex shop :colour:

Why do you have a female icon 30stone?

all i can say is.. random thread title!! lol

She's not that fake!