Could You Ever Be P*ssed Enough To Sleep With Marcus?
 

I would need to drink Petrol and Parrafin for starters just to get past his breath? :yuk:

Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!

Some nasty eastern European spirit laced with Rohypnol. As long as I have no recollection of the traumatising event.

lol

hot chocolate or coke

Low budget paint stripper with some GHB. Good to go. :thumbs:

how do you know what his breath is like? have you smelt it?

Everclear grain alcohol, 190 proof, but I love the guy.

Drink, drink, drink, drink!!!

Poor Marcus. lol His face isn't too bad, but the hair screams 'look at me' in a Bill Ray Cyrus/Heidi sort of way. I also notice that his weight is ballooning. I'm afraid that being a non-drinker, I would definitely have to start with a pint of absinthe.

I didn't find Marcus attractive at all when he first came on the show. But he has grown on me. He has a genuineness underneath all of the gruff that is endearing. I can see how women would like him.

I was going to say Everclear but someone beat me to it, so i'll say methylated spirits

You mean you'd be up for some 'M Time"?

ahh you mean a Latverian Ass Slammer?

My favourite summer tipple!

White spirit would only get me as far as talking to him. Kerosene, maybe?

I'm anyones for a Ki-Ora

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8 lol

A Sherbert Dib Dab can get my legs open.

LOL! Well, I am happily married, but if we were friends, maybe... If it was his birthday.

:wink:

if you touched his arm, I think he'd get cheap thrills

Cianide.

You provide the spirits,i'm sure Marcus has a large supply of Rohypnol :shocked:

A vat of ethyl alcohol probably

A general anaesthetic.

Why am i not surprised. :whistle: