Marcus\' Famous Quotes Thread - 101 Quotes!
 

Post all Marcus quotes here and they will be added to the list :dazzler:

Old one isn't being updated :laugh:

There is already a thread but i dont care. he has new ones every day so whatever:tongue:

The old one isn't being updated :tongue:

In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit.

My faves:

'i could pull that truck with my bellend'
'I could kill him with my eyebrow'
'I am captain cool as ****'
'i am THE irrepressible dark horse'
'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'

Im sure other people will add loads more soon.

i like that:thumbs:

scary :whistle:

Post them all :dance2:

Can i have your phone number? :love: :tongue:

Shmexy colours Jayson!

'trousers exist' is another one for the list - I will find loads more in a minute :)

Every 5 quotes the colors will change :elephant:

BigBrother: "Would you like to say anything Marcus?"

Marcus: "Yes you're talking ****"
"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

“I Can Pull Trucks With My Bellend”



“Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?”

Marcus: "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom: "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

“Blah blah blah and everything like that!”

Big Brother: " in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

“Will reap the whirlwind”

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"


To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips"

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since.
I don't regret it.

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:

Big Brother: No.

Marcus:

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangly nerves."

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a f uck to be honest

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof

marcus " yehh this isnt colditz mate"

“if they start having sex in the middle of the night i'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag”

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

Whats the original conversation with "I'll show him the meaning of Pain"? He said aload of funny stuff before that, something like "We're see if he still thinks im a twat when i cave his ****in face in".

Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?
My ****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid wankers
He comes in bloody crying and pissing his pants
Sree, dont **** about
This ain't Colditz mate
What a load of wank
I'd rather do something like... set fire to ourselves
I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse
I am the X factor
Tom is a wanker
That is verging on sexual harassment
Captain cool doesnt suffer from jangly nerves
I don't like these little peacock displays
I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behaviour
She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts
Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they are all fake thoughts
That was bollocks it was a natterjack toad, I know that species because it was part of Adrian Mole
Nah, I don't think much of her. I think she's a ****ing idiot to tell you the truth
I'm sorry but that's double standards and a complete wank
Noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yeah, like she's seen the ****ing radio times

BAM! there you go jayson! (all copy and pastable)

5 is the magic one - just so wacky

You'rea heamorhoid Jayson to quote my other BB fave my pal:cheer2:

I reckon we can get 100 by the end of the series

He's getting ideas above his station
Food bandit
Shut up and kiss me

Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored :joker:

Tigers are dying out because they are bored!!!

This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! legendary:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

they have depression dont you know!

On Live Feed just then something about 'like a baboon's arse'. :joker:

This guy is an absolute legend. I HAVE to meet him one day.

You actually bored me.

Were going at an average of a quote per minute in this thread :joker:

seriously, this guy MUST know what an absolutely legendary one-liner he is!

This thread will be longer than Sree's :dazzler:

Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening.

Big Brother 10 bringing Bedlam into the 21st century

Is that another quote from him?????

Keep 'em coming! :hello:

after Noirin and Isaac exit the house [smiling] "Now we've got two extra duvets to take into the garden!"


while Sophie is using the toilet: "I'm going to find another toilet, when I want a p*ss I have a p*ss. I don't wait for anyone!"

We're in our 50's! :dance2:

That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:

exactly.:thumbs:

Marcus quotes thread > Sree quotes thread.

Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.

Yes it bored me too lol

I also love the one where Freddie and himself are discussing team Nasty and how their plans have failed and that all the bullshit and lies are gradually being exposed and there's nothing they can do now, cuz the batte lines have already been drawn. They basically have to sit there and take it.

Cue, "they must be f£$king hating it", and then that manic laugh of his. I thought that was a brilliant moment.

Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs: