6 Months After Headlines...
 

...just for fun
(what might be written about a HM after they leave)

BB10 David caught for the 2nd time loitering in Hyde Park toilets

with fickle Siavash!

this is what will be written:

Why would be the line?
Just because he's gay, it doesnt mean he's going to be cruising around Hyde Park.
Its a bit narrow-minded don't ya think:thumbs:

:laugh2: I hope so.

Noirin has become a nun

I couldn't think of any parks in Leeds (I don't think they have any)

[b]Former BB Contestant Freddie Arrested For Stalking Suicidal Former Love Interest Bea

Roundhay Park! Nice lavs too! (NOT)

Former BB10 contestant Rodrigo finally meets the Queen.

BB10 Sophie discovers cure for the common cold and lands Nobel Peace Prize


minx lol

handing out Pauline's pens!

Sree removes his legs with pizza cutter.

Noirin and Isaac back together yet again in another desperate attempt to be noticed by someone ... anyone.

Noirin appears in Viz

Freddie number 1 in the album charts:spin2:

Missing Dublin girl Hira discovered in Big Brother house...

Or.

Ex BB girl Hira makes keep fit video for the world's least energetic people...

Maybe an interview with Noirin saying how she's finally out of the control of Isaac, and it was the stress of their on/off relationship which made her act the way she did in the house, but how she's much happier now and she'd never act like that now and she's really sorry etc...

Or that could be Karly's story having finally escaped the controlling Kenneth.

Noirin and Peter Andre "expecting"

:laugh:

Sophie Gives Birth. Names The Boy Mophead Jr.

Tory candidate Freddie Fisher dead by asphyxiation mastubation fetish

"friends say he prefered his tie tight but we didn't know"

Marcus stars in the new xmen film
sophie stars in her first porn
Noirin stars as the evil witch in a panto near you
Hira voted most boring housemate ever
Rodrigo meets a queen and they get together and adopt korgis
Charlie admits he was never gay in a 2 page interview
lisa and david go on to huge success in the film version of pinky and brain
freddie replaces cameron as tory leader and promises to have weekend orgies and free love in the house of parliment(just like the italians)

Last seen entering the Big Brother house on 17th July, Hira is found safe behind the diary room chair 4 months later by Celebrity contestents...

Big Brother 10's Sophie's Boobs burst when caught on a fairground ride!

In Noireen Kelly's desperate attempts to get noticed she auditions for the next series of the X Factor with her boyfriend Isaac. Branding themselves as the lovesick soul singers who sing like Mariah.

Desperate for work, Lisa Wallace decides that she may have to "Do a Sree" and appear on Big Brother's Big Mouth

Big Brother 10 contestant Siavash wins over Girlfriend after alledged attempts of harrasing Noireen Kelly.

Big Brother gossip Bea Hamil finally finds work she won't be fired from, working at, yep you guessed it, Heatworld...

Rodrigo Lopes is delighted after meeting the Queen to meet the Nation's next royalty, Joanna Lumly.

After challenging her to a boxing match, Angel get's out her fish finger as she fights Kerry Katona

Promised to be as BIG as Peter Andre and Jordan, Karly got a boob job before appearing with Kenneth on I'm a Celebrity get me out of here.

Tell me your favourites x

BB Kenneth found dead in a hotel room - police are baffled as Kenneth had many enemies including the most dangerous men in the world. His girlfriend Karly was heard to be saying after his body was discovered I denna Ken anywayz I've got my record deal. Karly has recently recorded a cover version of Nessun Dorma with former HM Freddie after they met again and fell in love although Karly swears it has nothing to do with Freddie's millions. When asked if all the other EX HMs will be at there wedding she said they would be apart from Siavash who is now serving his prison term for hunting down Noirin and Issac and butchering them in an horrific double murder. Her bridesmaids will be Sophie and Hira as they will look good in the photographs and Lisa will be kept at the back of the Church in a locked cage.

Freddie looked nervous and made a funny noise when he annouced that his bestman would be Marcus as he worried that he would Karate chop the guests.

if anyone wants to add to the story feel free, I'm sure there are loads of HMs I haven't included

Peter Andre Hooks Up with Ex BB Housemate Sophie!
:joker:

BB Housemate Sree arrested after sneaking into the Back of Noirins car!

BB Winner Marcus "I`ll be starring in the next Xmen Film"

Noirin reveals she was a ****** all along

Marcus gets part as stunt man/body double in 'Wolverine 2; the BB years!'

Sophie marries Kris hastily and has sextuplets a week later

Lisa opens lesbian bar down Canal street where she rules the Roost

Siavash opens clothing line shop in Soho

Hira is targeted by suicide bomber but survives blast

Bea takes up a job with NASA

Freddie accidentally burns down 70 Room Freddie Mansion after throwing discarded smoking spliff onto a sofa! His family are reduced to poverty te he

Charlie and Rodrigo have gay marriage but split up when Charlie
cheats, then get back togetherm then split, then reunite, then split
ad nauseam

War In Iraq ends as Marcus and Chuck Norris is flown in

now that is damn funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

Freddie beats X Factor winner to the X Mas number.1 with his rendition of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.

many a true word said in jest.:bigsmile:

will norin and issac be there they could be thrown by the flower girl