###A day in BB without Marcus Siavash and Freddie.###
 

Since this appears to be what many FMs want, I thought I would do a mock up of an episode without Siavash marcus and Freddie. Sounds interesting yes?

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9:30am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.

10:45am

Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.

12:03pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.

Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'

Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'

12:58pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'

David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'

2:32pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'

Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

3:01pm

Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.

She then farts. And starts laughing again.

4:47pm

Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'

Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'

Silence.

7:01pm

David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group

David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'

Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'

David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'

7:29pm

Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'

Bea and david 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.


End sequence.

Sounds good to me

hahaha, oh that would be very exciting wouldn't it?

deary me...

Hmm yes...of course...

PMSL! +Karma, that was brilliant. :joker:

But it's true. Some idiots want them out and are essentially wanting Big Brother to end.

Okay, you've turned off your karma, but anyway, it was brilliant.

If it were possible Vicky, I'd give you about +100000 karma for this post!

Abso****inglutely spot on! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Better than watching them three

Spot on,Ya know wadda mean,LOL

:laugh: love this post

Still bitter that noirin has gone? :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Noirin has nothing to do with this, them three are just acting like little brats

Ha, this is so amazingly true.

You must lead an extremely boring life if you think that's better. :laugh3:

Wish you didn't have your Karma switched off. I would have loved to have given you positve Karma for that post.

Brilliant:thumbs:

Poor love, when did they let you out?:laugh: If everyone was like you BB could just put a dozen stuffed toys in the house and no doubt you'd sit and watch:rolleyes:

I think Big Brother should build a playpen for those three ******* and lock them in it. See how long their muppetry continues in there.

lmao :laugh2::laugh3::laugh2::laugh3::laugh2::joker::jo ker:

the depressing thing is, I think some here would actually want and enjoy that :puzzled:

I'd be long gone though

great work, Vicky! :thumbs:

Who cares if I'm boring, I'm not the one acting half my age on national tv

Quality post :thumbs:

Heheh I likey. But it's pretty much what will happen.

Any chance of an HL with just Freddie, Marcus and Siavash and the rest gone? I think that would make great viewing. :thumbs:

My lad just posted this on DS also...wonder what reaction it will get there... :tongue:

I cant post there, I was banned for calling someone a hypocrite :rolleyes:

LOL awesome. Great post

that would be quality! :thumbs:

Very good. :laugh2:

Adam you must get over it

Noirin has gone there is nothing you can do

Just love the darkhorse :dance:

I don't care if Noirin has gone, she isn't involved in this in any way

Brilliant and totally realistic
I could even hear them going on!!!
If I had enough posts under my belt, I would also give you Karma for that one
:hello::hello::hello::hello:

Just wondering how old your lad is. Marcus is not a great role model for him.

:laugh: :cheer2:

Well done OP - one of my favourite posts on this forum! :laugh3: Totally realistic, and very funny.

That was brilliant haha :thumbs:

Why would a 25 year old need a rolemodel?:conf:

:laugh2: Very funny post VickyJ :thumbs:

just read that and I'm now sitting in a wet spot

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

LOL, that was pretty good, Vicky. Karma for yooou. :laugh2:

that was hillarious!!

Well done :thumbs: It would be a nightmare if these lot stay in the house

Well done :thumbs: It would be a nightmare if these lot stay in the house

And do you approve of a money grabbing bunch of chavs as good role models Twiggy? I think that's why society is so messed up at the moment. Marcus seems like a normal bloke to me.

Im still wondering how they reckon a 25 year old needs a rolemodel...:shrug: