Marcus\' Weak Muscles - Worse than Usual?
 

Marcus is not a big man but I think we all expected he would do fairly well in any strength competition for having that 'worksmans strength' and that sort of window fitters build,
yet,
He didn't show much in the truck pulling competition and I supposed Noirin was pulling harder than him despite almost killing himself to do it,
and,
Despite all but standing on top of Toms arm and giving himself an aneurysm - Marcy looked pretty sad in the arm wrestle.
Okay.
But I would have thought wrestling would be the perfect test of that 'workmans build' type of strength and suiting Marcys short fat build.
But wow.. ..he looks so weak. I mean really it was as if he has no strength at all?
Rodrigo barely seemed to be resisting and yet Marcy was just about dying to desperately move him around lol?
Obviously we know Siavash easily took the crown and is THE new Darkhorse,
but,
This is all leading to a sort of more serious question:
Are we just seeing how weak Marcus has always been,
or,
Is he even weaker than ever before?
I mean it was as if he barely had girl power in his muscles.
Could it be the diet?
It wasn't just that Marcus muscles are weak but he seemed to have zero athletic energy at all and tired out fast.
Maybe he is having some health problems?
Should a Doctor check him out?

I mean if he is this weak and lethargic then I'd be worried that The Darkhorse (Siavash) might even accidentally injure poor Marcy if they do any more of these events.
Or what if Rodrigo pushes Marcus and ends up sending Marcus home early from an injury?

I think where Rodrigo was concerned, he was like a 'slippery worm' and just didn't keep still. Plus, obviously all that baby oil made him hard to get a grip of to push out of the pool.

But I'd like to say Well Done to Siavash - I really didn't expect him to win like that. I thought he fought 'very gentlemanly' against Sophie but certainly put up a really good effort against Charlie - despite Charlie's dirty tactics!

wrestling other men nearly butt naked and covered in baby oil is obviously not the legends forte. Not the kind of pastime the Legend approves of or is happy to engage in.

:thumbs:

Let's face it Marcus is weak. He was not a very gracious loser either!

sour grapes in the diary room

Marcus :yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

I must have missed the 'not very gracious loser' part as I saw Marcus and Siavash shake hands.

I mean we knew he wasn't very strong but I still figured he would have a bit of that working-mans brawn. Workman types are often strongest when it comes to something like wrestling. Even a smaller Window-fitter man will surprise you with some hearty 'grappling' muscles,
but,
Marcus didn't just look like a fat weakling who didn't have to wear speedos (for our benefit I suppose),
but,
He looked powerless. And you could tell, as usual, he was going to just FORCE himself maximum (thought he would break something against Tom),
but,
No... I mean.. I think he is sick or something? It looked as if, had Rodrigo actually tried a bit harder - he might have tossed Marcy 3ft or just pinned him laughing.

I mean I have days like that. over-tired or something where I just can't lift a thing. That happens. Or just got a cold or something,
but,
I suggest Marcy might need an exam to see if he is strong enough to carry on.

Oh and BTW:
Months ago I told Marcy Fanboys that Siavash (who barely lifts a pencil all day) could throw Marcus around like a ragdoll.
Once again I was right.
Just a few days ago I said that Rodrigo could probably take on Marcus and..
...truth is that Rodrigo all but let Marcus win those ones.

Even still.. Marcy is still a lot wimpier than I even suspected.

that will be the menapuase(sp) darling. Probably also explains your fuddled logic and aversion to proper men. bless.

Wow what a great comeback.

What did you make of Marcy and his weakened state and how Rodrigo was quite easily tossing him around?
Did all his sulking and lack of activity lead to some even weaker muscles on Marcy or what?

errr...like i already said:

wrestling other men nearly butt naked and covered in baby oil is obviously not the legends forte. Not the kind of pastime the Legend approves of or is happy to engage in.

and again from a previous post -

I always thought siavash looked like the kinda creepy guy who loved getting naked smothered in baby oil and groping other men in a paddling pool. He seemed to have previous knowledge and experience and ect.

Marcus seemed a little disdainfull of the whole thing. Not surprising the enduring legend would not approve of a task that reeked of homo eroticism. Chaz loved it though.

Marcus always wins, even when he loses.

He was delighted to engage in it and why not - this is the only way Marcus will ever wrestle slippery with anyone.
He better be thankful to take what he can get!

not too sure about that...his pal helen seemed v fit and very eager to please the big man.

20 press ups on one hand you say he is weak lol? i wish i could do it very good for a big man

Also i take it you missed his handshake after he lost

Don't insult other members.

No, definitely not. She does not want to have sexual relations with him at all.
If they ever tried it went all wrong and was very uncomfortable and she won't talk about it.

You won't get far either if with such a poor a sense for reading body language in women.

she's feckn gagging on it...champn at the bit! Phooaaar!!!

She wanted to get in first, get ahead of the competition as it were. That's why she went on the telly with a 'message' ahem for the big man.

Bet she's went out and bought the kind of sexy undies the 'big' man likes....phoooaarrr!

she's gettn it alright!

My guess - those undies he likes being the replica Princess Leia costume from Return of the Jedi.
The moment ruined as Marcus has a big nerd whinge and moan about how they are NOT exactly the same.. and then shows her Boba Fett toy dolls.
Not even aware she left 20 minutes ago.

princess Leia costume!!...phwooarrr!!!...you dirty...

No, he normally just lies back and lets it happen!

when its burds like Helen aye...let them do all the work n that eh!

With oil it makes it harder to grip and lift, siavash lifted up all that body wait and then slammed him down.

That shouldn't matter, it was fair but marcus kind of cheated though by pulling down his opponents underwear.

It's the slamming bit the rash liked best!

Think he's had a lot of practice with oily naked men.

Think he knows a few moves!

Strength does come in to it, didn't you see he suplexed marcus which is a lot harder considering body weight of marcus. and then head dropped him.

all that proves is the rash gets hot groping oiled up naked men. boke.

Why did Marcus try and pull down Siavashs speedo?
Because he was being dominated and he cheated to try and get out of it.

Why did Marcus then call out Charlie as 'cheater' for a lesser offense and do so 'as if' he was in authority to call things like Cheating?
Because he is a hypocrite and because he won't take responsibility for his own cowardly or cheating behavior and rids it by putting it on other people.

Marcus - the cheapest and smallest sort of man.

Marcus is nowhere near as strong as he or is fans believe. He got beaten by Tom in an arm wrestle and the excuse was the size of Tom's arms, and now beaten by Siavash. Not quite the legend it seems.

Marcus is weak.
And Marcus lies about the strength he thinks he has and the technique.

As for the doing one handed press ups...
It wasnt impressive its not like he went low doing them...

you're aversion to proper men such as Marcus borders on the hysterical.

You may be suffering from penis envy...

More likely though it's because you have an overpowering sexual attraction for such men which you are in deep denial over.

It's causing you a lot of conflict.

I think you indentify as being a 'lesbian'. Am i correct?

the problem is though that your lesbian indentification is not rooted in a healthy attraction for members of your own gender but rather a flight response from hating/loving men.


You are probably a rather melancholic person aren't you? You probably are prone to depresions etc. though you probably put this down to some kind of artistic temperment/angst.

you need to really be honest about your sexual oirentation(sp). you need to get in touch with the real inner you and not 'consruct' an identity for yourself that is very likely rooted in hatred.

Of course the Id and the Ego are in a constant shifting dynamic, but you are putting extra burden on that symbiotic relationship with your burden of man hatred.

You are unhappy as you presently are and it eminates from you in bitter hatred of men.

There has to be a reason for that and that reason needs to be explored and resolved and closure looked for.

Mate, hes just saying somthing about marcus because marcus has lied and led people to believe he has some sort of martial arts technique and a lot of strength but has yet to prove it...

No need to become a psychiatrist..

I think you have missed the joke there, with respect. I know exactly why scot posted like that and it is quite amusing.

:thumbs: glad i aint alone!

How odd (emboldened),
but,
Since a lot of the Marcus fanboys are now reduced to personal attacks and 'why you hate him' questions then I might just give an explanation later on.
The answer might surprised you.
(but i suppose a lot of things are surprising, confusing and 'don't make any sense) to you)

Yes i know but i was trying to keep it on topic.
Along with the fact you shouldnt be insulting other, weather you mean it as a joke or not.

It all comes down to stupid threads like this attacking or insulting Marcus that winds us Supporters up, and not seeing the homour in his rants..

Saying Marcus is weak is ridiculous he may not be super strong but he isn't weak being able to do press ups with 1 hand is not weak

Siavash beat Marcus due to technice and the oil didn't help to, and his Diary room rant was just pure Homour Marcus just Being Marcus.

Marcus did shake his hand right after he got beat and smiled, bad loser? i think not.

The lesbian inquiry?

that was by no means a pesonal attack. That you thought it was is rather telling though.

It could be construed as your feeling uncomfortable re the validity of a sexual identity you have 'constructed' for yourself rather than a 'truer' identity you deny and supress rooted in an hysterical hatred of men as symbolised by Marcus.

A sexual identity rooted in hatred is a false construct which always leeds to anger, resentment, self loathing, bitterness and you do seem to ooze these characteristics.

Please keep this on topic..

it actually was a perfect plex! leg hooked and everything.

It is hard to when so many threads anger us becasue there so wrong?

He cleary is not weak or a bad loser? :rolleyes: