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Angus 07-09-2009 04:55 PM

So Kris's manhood is miniscule?
 
How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:

Tom 07-09-2009 04:56 PM

her dildo collection


Angus 07-09-2009 05:00 PM

[rquote=2552870&tid=147117&author=Tom]her dildo collection

[/rquote]

Of course, silly me:hugesmile: Or perhaps Lisa showed her her 12" strap on:shocked:

setanta 07-09-2009 05:04 PM

It's all a matter of perspective lads. I mean when you're looking down with those two mountains of flesh and silicone in the foreground, anything will look bloody small.

WOMBAI 07-09-2009 05:21 PM

[rquote=2552866&tid=147117&author=angus58]How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:[/rquote]

Newsflash - it is possible for women to have seen men's bits - without actually having had sex with them you know! Grow up!


Chantel 07-09-2009 05:24 PM

i dont believe a word sophie says

delta 07-09-2009 05:37 PM

Methinks one sure way of getting rid of him and ensuring he fades into the dim and distant past.



He looks a right shifty sleeze bag

Enid 07-09-2009 05:40 PM

He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.

Beastie 07-09-2009 05:41 PM

Lol it was funny on the reunion show. Sophie just dismissing Kris. They have no future together and I think Kris should just dissapear lol

Vicky. 07-09-2009 05:48 PM

[rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:

Enid 07-09-2009 05:48 PM

[rquote=2553021&tid=147117&author=thebeast]Lol it was funny on the reunion show. Sophie just dismissing Kris. They have no future together and I think Kris should just dissapear lol[/rquote]
Glad to know she is sticking to her guns.

Enid 07-09-2009 05:49 PM

[rquote=2553039&tid=147117&author=VickyJ][rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:[/rquote]
Always! Habit. :bigsmile:

Vicky. 07-09-2009 05:49 PM

[rquote=2553042&tid=147117&author=Enid][rquote=2553039&tid=147117&author=VickyJ][rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:[/rquote]
Always! Habit. :bigsmile:[/rquote]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I get like that sometimes...

Jords 07-09-2009 05:51 PM

[rquote=2552905&tid=147117&author=setanta]It's all a matter of perspective lads. I mean when you're looking down with those two mountains of flesh and silicone in the foreground, anything will look bloody small.[/rquote]

Funny comment :laugh:

Angus 07-09-2009 06:01 PM

[rquote=2552959&tid=147117&author=meecha][rquote=2552866&tid=147117&author=angus58]How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:[/rquote]

Newsflash - it is possible for women to have seen men's bits - without actually having had sex with them you know! Grow up!

[/rquote]


Oh FFS lighten up - it's just a bit of fun:hugesmile: Besides it was"sweet, innocent and naive"(:rolleyes:) Sophie that, ahem, raised the issue in the first place.

Shasown 07-09-2009 06:18 PM

Yeah, thing is she reckoned he was small, but she did say in her post eviction press conference that she was thinking of spending some of her winnings on a designer vagina, is that because it was like throwing a sausage up the M1, or slinging a kit bag into the albert hall? Does it mean she sees a future with kris and just wanted to be able to feel something?

eye sea 07-09-2009 06:25 PM

I don't know why women skit us men for having small briefcases.

They needn't talk. Have you seen the size of their *l***?

Beastie 07-09-2009 06:33 PM

what a crude convesation we are having here

Angus 07-09-2009 07:03 PM

[rquote=2553191&tid=147117&author=thebeast]what a crude convesation we are having here [/rquote]

Yes, I do seem to have lowered the tone of the forum somewhat:tongue:

nut 07-09-2009 08:26 PM

she was hurt by him, its funny how she was not saying that when she was in love with him! she was acting like a love struck teenager for weeks after he left. Im sure kris could have said somthing just as nast back, i could think of a few things.

paulie57 07-09-2009 08:28 PM

'It' matched his brain in size I imagine!:hugesmile:

MassiveTruck 07-09-2009 08:50 PM

Thin is in.

calyman 08-09-2009 01:30 PM

When her "kind and generous" ideal man was playing the nasty bitch to Freddy, she saw no reason to question his ethics, in fact she eagerly goaded him to do more. Now after her skankish "confession" to "No Irene", she has the gall to acuse him of being ungentlemanly.

She is a nobody, with loose morals and even looser tongue. Nothing she says or does has any meaningful consequence.

Cybele 08-09-2009 01:35 PM

If you are making out with a guy and he gets excited, you can feel it against you, Sonny Jim! No need to have sex or even see him naked to know sometimes. And I could tell he was "lacking" not "packing" just by looking at him. :hugesmile:

And leave Sophie alone about that designer vagina thing... she was joking!

Shasown 08-09-2009 01:56 PM

[rquote=2554680&tid=147117&author=Cybele]If you are making out with a guy and he gets excited, you can feel it against you, Sonny Jim! No need to have sex or even see him naked to know sometimes. And I could tell he was "lacking" not "packing" just by looking at him. :hugesmile:

And leave Sophie alone about that designer vagina thing... she was joking! [/rquote]

Was she also joking about her lack of knowledge about geography, getting larger breast implants, having her ears pinned back and adopting a child?

Incidentally about the designer vagina thing, I have heard it said it was like throwing a pencil up a close, relax I was joking!:wink:

yousoboo! 08-09-2009 01:57 PM

maybe he was grower not a shower

Cybele 08-09-2009 01:58 PM

[rquote=2554717&tid=147117&author=Shasown][rquote=2554680&tid=147117&author=Cybele]If you are making out with a guy and he gets excited, you can feel it against you, Sonny Jim! No need to have sex or even see him naked to know sometimes. And I could tell he was "lacking" not "packing" just by looking at him. :hugesmile:

And leave Sophie alone about that designer vagina thing... she was joking! [/rquote]

Was she also joking about her lack of knowledge about geography, getting larger breast implants, having her ears pinned back and adopting a child?

Incidentally about the designer vagina thing, I have heard it said it was like throwing a pencil up a close, relax I was joking!:wink:[/rquote]

Context, my dear, context. When she said the vajayjay thing, it was with other equally humorous things. :tongue:

And guess what? This is my 1000th post!!!

Shasown 08-09-2009 02:14 PM

[rquote=2554721&tid=147117&author=Cybele]

Context, my dear, context. When she said the vajayjay thing, it was with other equally humorous things. :tongue:

And guess what? This is my 1000th post!!![/rquote]

Congratulations, well done you!!!!:banana::cheer::banana::cheer::banana:

Chantel 08-09-2009 02:17 PM

i think i need proof :joker:

Vicky. 08-09-2009 02:17 PM

[rquote=2554747&tid=147117&author=Rachel-x]i think i need proof :joker:[/rquote]

:shocked:

Filth :tongue:

keenly 08-09-2009 05:57 PM

she's a nasty little cow

cammie 08-09-2009 06:02 PM

maybe sophie is just very flappy down there.

Appearance_Of_A_Junky 08-09-2009 07:52 PM

Im sure Kris won't care anyway - so long as he gets off who gives a sh*t about the woman he's with.

Perhaps Kris just wore incredibly tight pants.

Enid, VickyJ, tsk tsk for looking, although I have to admit looking too (and can't justify why, I kinda miss the disgusting nudity from BB this year (both Male and Female) though at least the memory of Carole (Carol or Carole?) is fading.

Holds back vomit.

Angus 08-09-2009 08:56 PM

Oh dear lord, Carol:shocked: Why, oh why, remind me?:yuk::yuk:

Appearance_Of_A_Junky 08-09-2009 09:20 PM

[rquote=2555886&tid=147117&author=angus58]Oh dear lord, Carol:shocked: Why, oh why, remind me?:yuk::yuk:[/rquote]

Im in a nasty mood......no, seriously if I remember so must others. The pain must be shared.

RCW1945 08-09-2009 09:56 PM

The difference between them is that Sophie has shown the world that she is very tidy in that respect; for Kris, as far as I know, there is no evidence, only hearsay.

Nigeria_Bob 08-09-2009 10:08 PM

Penile implants FTW.

Penelope 09-09-2009 02:48 AM

I doubt his penis is small, he's a womaniser and won over Sophie ahead of Cairon, it's unlikely that he'd have a small penis.

Another cheap dig by Sophie to bring him down, further showing her nastier streak once she won BB10.

Along with calling Noirin a b*tch and wh*re of course, even though they were friends in the house and Noirin never did anything to Sophie.

Just look at Sophie's VT tape, a self admitted backstabber. She got booed on entry for a reason. Stealing Marcus' drink and then b*tching about him in the DR because he was annoyed with her ... NOW THAT SHOWED how poorly moralled and deluded she is. Definitely a b*tchy side was revealed there.

But no need to worry, an innocent face and cute, loveable frolics will cover it all up. You only need to APPEAR lovely and nice, that's enough. :joker:

Angus 09-09-2009 03:10 PM

[rquote=2556726&tid=147117&author=Penelope]I doubt his penis is small, he's a womaniser and won over Sophie ahead of Cairon, it's unlikely that he'd have a small penis.

Another cheap dig by Sophie to bring him down, further showing her nastier streak once she won BB10.

Along with calling Noirin a b*tch and wh*re of course, even though they were friends in the house and Noirin never did anything to Sophie.

Just look at Sophie's VT tape, a self admitted backstabber. She got booed on entry for a reason. Stealing Marcus' drink and then b*tching about him in the DR because he was annoyed with her ... NOW THAT SHOWED how poorly moralled and deluded she is. Definitely a b*tchy side was revealed there.

But no need to worry, an innocent face and cute, loveable frolics will cover it all up. You only need to APPEAR lovely and nice, that's enough. :joker:[/rquote]

Dead right - unfortunately there are a lot of naive FMs who got taken in by the fake innocent act and voted for the little tart to win. Man, they look stupid now that she has shown what a shallow, spiteful b*tch she really is. How do some people get by in life being such lousy judges of character?:rolleyes: Got to hand it to her, she sure played the public for suckers.:laugh3:


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