Cockermouth now lost its power -Flooded
 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...s_And_Scotland




Glad I do not live there.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...uth%2C_Cumbria


http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content...3/15458592.jpg
Just before it went dark

I got excited when I saw cock and mouth in the title.

:laugh2::laugh2:

:D

Shame haha

No wonder her mouth is so flooded.

lmfao cockermouth

...yeah I came in here to laugh about the cock in mouth thing too. Seems I got here late.

Get in the queue. Ross jumped it as usual.

Dang, this is the second time I've come 2nd to Ross. Always getting the sloppy seconds, me!

Arista in his white Van

He wanted some last minute Deals At Asda, He never made it

HAHAHAHAHA, that's quite brilliant.

No London is Fine.


Not Nice getting there Power Cut.

I still want cock in mouth.

arista are you offering?

Sign Of The Times.
Desperate times Call for Desperate Measures.
Unzip yourself, Baby.
Let Daddy Take Control.
Hallelujah.

Arista will take you in the back of his white van

Yeah, the both of you can paint the inside white, together.

I don't do the taking, I do the giving.
My Cock Is too big To go to Waste.

Ross take a Shower.


This thread is about a Area with No Power
and a Flood.
Bad News.

You always tell me to take a shower when the conversation gets heated ;)
I like it heated. You must be very shy, arista.

No.
This is not a Joke Topic.

Come On HULK

show ross what you've got

SHOW ME!!!!!! LET ME TAKE IT!!! I CAN TAKE IT!!!

Or do you have a weener?

That's clearly not for you to decide when the word 'Cockermouth' is in the title.

There's somewhere near me called Cockburn. Someone's been diving in without preparation!

Good News
a place that Tesco's wants to build is Under Water
in that area.

Well, this neck of the woods has officially flooded. Tesco along with it. You'd be delighted, Arista. A walk down to the front of the supermarket will reveal a small army of floating trolley's, and the car park was underground.

Ho-hoooo ****.

Cockermouth is the Main News.
Its up to posters to show there age.


Some may have died in that area in this Flood.

This is No Joke thread.

Who said we were laughing at dead people?

Cockermouth. Lol.

Would it be good news if AsdaWalmart wanted that area?

The Overflow is from the River Cocker

:joker::joker::joker:

But they Ain't
and Tesco are Greedy.

Live on SkyNews
no less

Wait, so Asda/Walmart aren't?

AsdaWalmart pay their farmers the least for milk..

Asda have sold their soul..

The people will erect a new bridge in Cockermouth.

:joker::joker::joker:

Cockburn.. Lol, blame the local wenches!

Alot of cock-towns in the north..

SkyNews Mr Man.. "They must have a stiff upperlip in Cockermouth". Lol.

No only Tesco are Stinking Greedy and build stores every space they can

Not as late as me

I was out last night so quite hungover, I was half watching GMTV earlier on and they did a thing about Cockermouth, I thought to myself it would make a great TIBB thread :joker: (I'm officially sad now aren't i?!)

shut up.