tell the truth.
 

simple. tell the truth.


I'll tell the truth. The truth is sometimes i watch porn simply for the story. I think it's hilarious. I get as much fun out of it as watching a bad horror film. It's so bad, it's amazing.

omg TiBB postsecret. how qt.

I write "chin up =)" on the backs of bus seats if no-one is around; pointless optimism like this makes me smile and so I hope it does others.

My pillow gives the best hug.

I once saw Arneldo in army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.

A couple of months ago i found a twenty pound note on the shop floor and kept it lol.

i once came green:elephant:

Derek Acorah is my uncle

True facts

:shocked:

same aaron! i love just laughing at some videos and seeing how they develop and skip the sex bit hahahahaha

really?!

Yep :)

one of my great great ancestors became famous for building really big chimneys in england and then fell down one

Sometimes I piss in the sink.

Sometimes I flush the toilet halfway through a piss and race the flush with my piss.

There is absoloutely nothing wrong with a bit of light bondage.

I find women more attractive in clothes than naked.

I once read that if you piss inside a womans vagina straight after you come, the acid of the piss will kill the semen and act as a natural contraceptive. Though I do not plan to test this method out, nevertheless it is enthralling.

My mom needed more Morphine for squirting me out than the midwives ever though was imaginable...

...she also drank heavily when she was pregnant with me.




Now. I feel better.

I steal from my mum's pockets. Nothing above a fiver.

You piss in the sink? :yuk: :joker:

And I sometimes do the second point, not too sure why, lmao

I do that!!

i pull peoples hair out when they aren't looking and i put it in a jar
i bite off my nails and put the bits i bite off in a pile LOL



okay the first one isn't true

Go up against a wall, get upside down, wait ten minuets, and rub one out.

It's amazing.

I do that and find women more attractive in clothes.

I now and again piss in the shower.

I pull hairs off my arm when I'm bored

I also have a bad habit of picking at those spots you get on your shoulders/top of back that you can feel but can't see

I like to massage my balls when I'm masturbating.

I like to massage people in general.

I like tickling peoples heads, like run my fingers through their hair.

I like feet.

I always happen to have a wank AFTER a shower or during, when I should really do it before. I dunno why.

I hate feet!! Ew the thought of cheesy feet makes me want to vomit.

I love how you commented on the feet one, when it's probably the only non-rude one :P

Ew that's disgusting.

Oh wait, It's Ross.

During is good ... although not after because then you have to clean up again when its more simple in the shower :joker:

Thanks Jonathan ;)

I know I forget sometimes and I'm like oh... -is relaxed, so gets the big fella out-

I have a Sexual Sadism fetish.

But feet are minging :joker:
Tickling peoples hair isnt rude, but if it is classed as it, best be telling off them nawty hairdressers lmao

I pull hairs out. I used to do it to my head, but stopped cos there was a bald patch :(

But I still pull out "others".

EDIT: But not like pull them all out.

Cos then that would look stupid.

Every time Tom talks dirty I get a semi.

Every time Ross does, I lose it.

:tongue:

Just think of Blanche in my avatar and you'll soon get it back

(Note I said Blanche not Maggie, Blanche isn't dead ;))

EDIT: OMG don't, her mouth is open. Thats just wrong

I bite my nails. Too much. They are such a mess.

*thinks of more*

:laugh2:

Oh I have a one, I like squeezing spots :joker:

oh

I USED TO bite my toenails. yuk.

That is vile :yuk: :joker:

I know. That's why I stopped *cringe*