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Stu 06-12-2009 05:20 PM
SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 2738560)
Why doesn't someone just make a thread and all the sex discussion can go in there.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...ing/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Leave your dignity at the door.

9. A ban on the words 'Cliff' and 'Richard' are in full effect.

10. Enjoy your stay.

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:21 PM
arsenalforever will end up living in here

Chels 06-12-2009 05:21 PM
lmfao

ILoveTRW 06-12-2009 05:22 PM
if anyone is up for some action in the Manchester area u2u me :tongue:

Stu 06-12-2009 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveMoney (Post 2738593)
if anyone is up for some action in the Manchester area u2u me :tongue:
Soliciting! Excellent. We are off to a marvelous start!

Keep all the naughty stuff in here. Think of the children/the forum is going to blow up etc etc.

Chels 06-12-2009 05:24 PM
i'm well behaved :tongue:

Z 06-12-2009 05:24 PM
Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-

setanta 06-12-2009 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738583)
arsenalforever will end up living in here
Lol, on his own unless we come in to give him a bit of abuse.

GhettoSuperstar 06-12-2009 05:24 PM
I love jealous virgin teens on forums.
Just not in my bed.

Lewis. 06-12-2009 05:25 PM
Shall be a funny read

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:26 PM
This will be a successful thread. The ones who complained about too much talk about sex will be literally eating their heart out!

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:28 PM
There were some doggers in asda car park when I walked past there couple of nights ago

Stu 06-12-2009 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebeast (Post 2738625)
This will be a successful thread. The ones who complained about too much talk about sex will be literally eating their heart out!
They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738646)
They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.

Abrothel.

Enid 06-12-2009 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738644)
There were some doggers in asda car park when I walked past there couple of nights ago
I never see **** like that. Maybe that's a good thing, I'd probably want to join in, hahah.

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2738662)
I never see **** like that. Maybe that's a good thing, I'd probably want to join in, hahah.
What if they were old and fat!

Enid 06-12-2009 05:30 PM
Nice edit there, Stu.

No one can complain now.

Captain.Remy 06-12-2009 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738646)
They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.
I'm quite surprised by some of the complainers because I thought they were involved in a lot of sex talk but then I don't understand English anymore I guess...

Don't bullshit the bullshit, TIBB has always been full of sex and I'm sick and tired of the constant Politically Correct crap some of the virgins out there are trying to suck our brains out with. Let us live, and live your healthy nice life elsewhere.
It's the same thing with the smokers thread really. Some people think they spread the good speech yet they are involved in a lot of drama on the forum.

Rant over.

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738667)
What if they were old and fat!

They are the best ones. Experienced and full of meat!

Stu 06-12-2009 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2738669)
Nice edit there, Stu.

No one can complain now.
It's nice and big, isn't it?

The 18's picture, I mean.

Okay, that was poor.

Z 06-12-2009 05:33 PM
I find it somewhat ludicrous that some of the people complaining about the sex talk are guilty of being just as crude about other things most of the time; I don't understand the issue with talking about sex, that's pretty much what being human is all about.

Jords 06-12-2009 05:33 PM
Im here to talk about the 'n stuff' part guysss. :joker: Only kidding, lmao at this thread

Lewis. 06-12-2009 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738690)
It's nice and big, isn't it?

The 18's picture, I mean.

Okay, that was poor.
A bit too poor. :hugesmile:

arista 06-12-2009 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2738590)
Thanks Stu.

I like sex. Anyone wanna hook up?



You Are Most Wise.

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:35 PM
Use this as the introduction to the thread picture....??

http://www.fashion-res.com/EX/10-07-...en_condom1.JPG

Enid 06-12-2009 05:36 PM
arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)

arista 06-12-2009 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2738612)
Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-


I think that is Not True.

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:36 PM
arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card

Stu 06-12-2009 05:37 PM
I posted this in the other thread :

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738712)
You know what annoys me? Before I took a break from here, almost every single thread turned into a text speak, bitch please style MSN conversation about abstract subjects none of us particularly gave a flying monkeys about.

And on a media platform where any kid can look up any type of porn he or she wants in a matter of seconds, did I think that kind of kthxbai stuff particularly contributed towards raising the standards of the English language for new members of our forum? Not really. Hows that for irony? Did I complain? No, I got on with things.

Oh, and you know those gif's? They suck. They really, really suck. Most of us hate them. They are completely overused and show up in far more threads than talk about willies. Use words. Chaucer managed to make a career out of it.

Just to get it out, you know.

arista 06-12-2009 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2738721)
arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)

I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:37 PM
Jords and Courtney will have a flirting sesh in here.

Z 06-12-2009 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738726)
I think that is Not True.
Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-

Lewis. 06-12-2009 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738736)
I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.
:joker:

King Gizzard 06-12-2009 05:39 PM
Everyone is viewing this thread

arista 06-12-2009 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2738741)
Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-

OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

Z 06-12-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738757)
OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.
:laugh2: I finally got my very own dedicated arista-ism! Yaaay!

arista 06-12-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate (Post 2738754)
Everyone is viewing this thread

Yes how long until it gets Locked?



It also needs on the Heading "Adults Only"

Captain.Remy 06-12-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 2738757)
OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.
arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:

Beastie 06-12-2009 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2738573)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...ing/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Enjoy your stay.

I like! :thumbs:

arista 06-12-2009 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain.Remy (Post 2738764)
arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:

Since you have Slid into this Thread
It is Throbbing.


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