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Gender references in this are highly confusing, so I'll tell you the main cast and the genders :p

Gary - Female, the new girl in town is ready to make her mark.
Mark - Male, a celebrity stalker
Hugo - Female, the queen bee in the school
Shaun - Female, A highly talented opera singer
Linda - Male, Drug abuser
Twilight - Female, Teen celebrity
Greg - Male, Twilights younger brother.
Jen - Female, James's weak hearted girlfriend.
James - Male, Jen's artistic boyfriend.

I'm gonna try get everyone in the story somehow. May add a few minor characters in, already got 4 in mind (Rory, Dean, Brona and CaraRawr) so yeah. There's alot of in-jokes aswell so sorry if you don't get some of the stuff. :p

Just to add, please don't take any of the jokes seriously, I love all TiBB members and hope not to offend anyone. Except Zac.

Episode 1; Scene 1

[A pair of new heels are stood before a bunch of steps. A girl breathes quite heavily as the rest of her surroundings are distorted in fear. The girl swallows her fear.]

Gary: Gurls, there ain't nothing like a show. -hairflick-

[Gary struts up the stairs towards his school to Destinys Childs Lose my Breath. She passes a small first year with glasses who is gobsmacked.]

Firewire: Who is that?

[Gary struts past a group of jocks, David, Andy and Ben. They stare as she walks past. Andy wolfwhistles]

Gary: Hey boys

[The boys watch her walk by as they notice her lucious smooth legs.]

Andy: Damn. She's hot.
David: She's seductive.
Ben: She's youthful.

[Andy and David look back at Ben suspiciously]

[Meanwhile, Gary enters a classroom and sits next to a bright happy girl.]

DamonJ: Hi, my names Da...
Gary: Ew. [She eyes her up and down] last season?

[Gary gets up and sits next to a boy who's sketching a boy in his planner]

Gary: Erm... what're you doing?

[Mark looks up suprised at her prescence and hides his drawing]

Mark: ...erm
Miss Pinkmichk: oh nice to see you've settled in with somebody Gary
Gary: IKR
Miss Pinkmichk: Actually, you two have very similar subjects here, Mark can show you around.

[She leaves. Gary twirls her hair with her fingers]

Gary: So, you doing Beauty therapy?

[Mark nods]

Gary: English?

[He nods again]

Gary: You don't really talk much do you? Listen. [he bends forward towards him] I can get the awkward frustration out of you if you want.

[Mark bends back in horror]

Mark: No, really, you're not my type.
Gary: What is your type?
Mark: Erm... [He looks in his sketchbook to see the sketched boy. The bell rings.]

Scene 2

[Gary is walking down the corridor with Mark carrying all his folders while Gary struts down with sunglasses and a mocha she stole from the English Teacher]

Gary: Oh my God, that teacher is such a psycho, I mean Hamlet AND Sylvia Plath poems? Does he really want to make us join an online forum to feed our depression or something?

[They arrive at a picnic table in the sun where 4 other young people sit. Mark puts down Garys books on the table.]

Mark: Gary, these are my friends, this is Shaun, she's an opera singer
Shaun: Hai.
Mark: James, who's a sheppy mess and Jen who's an Irish mess. They're an item. This is Linda

[A boy is sat lighting a spliff. Gary takes off his sunglasses in shock.]

Gary: These?!? These are your friends?!?
Mark: Well in a small town like this it's either them or the folks at the Den.

[Gary looks over at the other picnic table, where they're playing tiddlywinks. setanta gets one in.]

setanta: **** YEAHHHHH! I AM THE KING!

[Gary turns back to Marks table and smiles]

James: Uh-oh.
Mark: What?
James: Here she comes.

[Liza Minellis 'Caberet' plays as a tall girl in Dolce and Gabanna walks towards the table with large shades, beautiful bracelets and high heeled shoes.]

Hugo: Hey gurls how's y'all.

[Gary walks over to her.]

Gary: Gary, charmed.
Hugo: Hugo, sickened. So what's going on this weekend?
Jen: Well some people were gonna go down to sheppy, but they don't want to pay the errferr.
Hugo: Sorry hunny?
James: The airfair.
Hugo: Oh yeah, Ireland, notsoqt.
Gary: My house is free tonight, I can get my parents to leave.
Hugo: [looks up and down] Are you sure you have a house big enough? AMIRITE?!

[She turns over laughing to the rest. Only Jen giggles a little. Irish bitch. She should come back to the forum to see this but she never will. Slag.]

Hugo: Ugh, fine, if you can throw a good party then I'll have a mutual respect for you.

[She struts off]

Gary: Tell everybody, my house is the mansion by the Prima hotel. [She picks up her folders and walks away]
Mark: Wait, don't we have photography next?

[Gary turns around and lowers her glasses.]

Gary: Bitch please, I have a party to run.

[She struts off]

Scene 3

[James and Linda are sat in the art classroom. L paints a shrine to Billie Joe Armstrong while James sketches in his book.]

James: So are you gonna go to Garys tonight?
Linda: Not sure, I have sittin on me arse to do.
James: Aww, please L, you're basically the life of the party.The first who's up for anything.
Linda: Yeah, and look where that's got me. [Linda takes the bong out of his bag] Fancy a trip outside?

[James shakes his head. Linda goes out the class room to see Shaun singing part of Carmens Habenera to herself]

Linda: That was beautiful Shaun, [raises bong] bong?
Shaun: That's what I came to see you about, I really think you should quit.
Linda: Quit what?

[Shaun snatches the bong off of L]

Shaun: This! Linda, I'm extremely disapointed in you. Did you know all this school is rooting for you, did you know that? I AIN'T NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU! tyra/

[Linda looks at her curiously]

Linda: You sure you don't want to?
Shaun: ****it, lets go.

Scene 4

[At around 9pm Outside Garys mansion a baby pink balloon is tied to the gate and music blares out. Hugo is stood outside. She takes off her sunglasses.]

Hugo: A balloon? How 1st grade.

[She struts over to the door and opens it to a relativley packed room. David and Christina are making out in the coatroom while InOne streaks through the room. She sees Mark drinking water talking to two girls.]

Hugo: Oh my, quite the Casanova we have here. Mark, a word?

[She pulls Mark outside, meanwhile, a group of people are playing I have never in the corner, including Jen and James.]

Nathan: Oh, I've got a good one, I have never pulled a goat. [He looks over at Karl]

[Karl drinks proudly, the group laugh and wince in disgust]

MargeryFan: James, your turn.
James: Erm, I have never had feelings for someone else while in a relationship.
Nathan: Ahh, good one.

[Nathan, Brona and MargeryFan drink. Jen is caught drinking in the corner of James's eye. They stare at each other then look away.]

[Back outside, Hugo is talking to Mark]

Hugo: Seriously, by the looks of things, Gary's performing better than I thought she would, stop it happening.
Mark: No, just have a good time for once.
Hugo: Um Mark, I can't be outfierced by Gary /glare
Mark: Well if you're so ****ing powerful you do something about it.

[Hugo is in shock and drops her cocktail. The glass shatters by Linda]

Linda: Do you ****ing mind Hugo?

[Hugo smiles and walks away (qt~)]

[Gary is making out with resident hottie GhettoSuperstar]

Shaun: OHMYGOOHMYGODOHMYGOD GARY
Gary: What, can't you see I'm busy?
Shaun: Twilight Twitty's just arrived! (//AHH)

[Gary pushes GhettoSuperstar aside]

Gary: You're kidding right?

[Meanwhile outside, a limozine is outside and a bunch of people including paparazzi are surrounding the vehicle.]

Jack_: Who is it?
Stephanie: What do you mean who is it? It's Twilight ****ing Twitty

[Angel with a Dirty face begins to play. James and Mark (Admin :p) step out the limo as bouncers. James opens the door and the crowds begin to scream]

[Meanwhile, inside, Mark(waldorf :p) is talking to Rory and Dean]

Mark: ...so in English me and Gary were just talking and the teacher just freaks out and...
Rory: Oh my God!
Mark: What?
Rory: Turn around, Dean, leave!
Dean: Why? I can talk to her too.
Twilight: Hey, where can I get a Pina Colada?
Dean: Well erm I think that Linda has some in her ba-
Twilight: Fail. Please leave. [She smiles politley as Dean leaves]
Mark: Twilight Twitty! Erm, I'll just get one for you.
Twilight: Qt. You look fierce, let's mingle.

[She walks away, Mark looks at Rory who urges him to follow her. Meanwhile, in one of Garys private bedrooms, Jen and James are sat on a bed]

Jen: Pretty good party huh?

[James nods looking blankly. Jen leans in to kiss him but James pulls away]

Jen: What is your problem?
James: Who do you like?
Jen: What?
James: [raising voice] I said who do you like?!
Jen: [pause] I...
[James looks down disapointed]
Jen: It's none of your busine...
James: I love you Jen.

[Pause]

James: And you... you just.

[The door opens to a very drunk Dean, who is completley naked]

Dean: Hey James, there's a funnel going down with your name on it, you in?
James: Don't mind if I do [he gets up] Nothing like drowning my sorrows.]

[Jen is left teary-eyed on the bed. Outside, Twilight and Mark are laughing outside.]

Twilight: Oh my God Mark, you're the cutest thing ever! Seriously, you want to get anywhere where I'm going, just give me a call. No giving my number out though?
Mark: I won't gurl, donchu worry.
Twilight: Omg! [She steps off the pavement] Did you see that Zac kid making out with that kid who looked 8? He was all like-[SMASH]

[Twilight is hit by a bus. Mark screams and many people go outside to see her. Mark runs over and bends down to her.]

Mark: Twilight?!?! Speak to me!??!?!
Twilight: [beat] Take me home.

[Mark looks at her teary eyed]

[John Legends 'Ordinary People' begins to play. Inside Gary is crying down the phone and screaming.]
[It then cuts to Linda outside, rolling up a joint as Shaun looks over his shoulder, biting her lip.]
[Jen is talking to to some people and averts her attention to James, who is sat on the sofa staring blankly]
[Hugo is walking around the house, still shocked at the turnout of the party. She is pushed over by the door, of which the bodyguard Mark(Admin) and Hannah walk out as Mark is buttoning up his shirt]
[Dean is being sick down a toilet while Rory holds his hair back]
[Twilight is carried into an ambulance and Mark is crying]

Mark: God bless you gurl.

[The ambulance drives away with sirens blaring.

Skins.

Episode 2; Scene 1

[A clock is ticking in an expensive looking waiting room. A boy is twiddling his thumbs as he holds a large amount of white roses. He is also wearing all white.]

Nurse57: Mr Packer?

[The boy stands up. He is led to a room by the nurse. He enters a completley white room with white chairs, widescreen television and white bed, with Twilight Twitty lying in it, looking somewhat worse for wear. The boy sits beside her]

Greg: ...Emily?
Twilight: Don't call me that.
Greg: It's your brother... Greg.
Twilight: I don't care... what do you want?
Greg: I came to visit you. Y'know, like a good brother would.
Twilight: I swear Greg, don't put all this guilt on me, it's not my fault I'm successful and you're a nobody.
Greg: I'm a nobody?!

[Greg stands up]

Greg: When Mum and Dad passed away, who was the one that gave up school to get a job?

[Twilight stays silent and closes her eyes]

Greg: Who gave up their social life so they could pay for their sisters beauty products?
Twilight: I can pay for it myself now
Greg: But you couldn't at the time, Emily.
Twilight: It's Twilight.

[Greg shakes his head in disbelief. He puts the roses into a white vase and leaves abruptly]

Scene 2 - The park

[Shaun is sat in the park on a bench humming to herself picking petals off a daisy. She looks up to her left to see Greg walking down.]

Shaun: HAI
Greg: HAI, how's it going.
Shaun: I'm surviving. How's Twilight after her accident?
Greg: She's recovering. Being an absolute bitch though. Firstly, the fact I have to come in all white is bad enough.
Ross: You do look good in those skinnies though.

[Shaun and Greg look up to see Ross staring at Gregs crotch, licking his lips. Shaun gets up and pepper sprays his eyes]

Shaun: ME AND MY GURLS CAN STAND UP FOR OURSELVES, CAN'T HOLD US DOWN (wurkit)
Greg: SHAUN SIT THE **** DOWN

[Shaun does so]

Shaun: Yeh, I know she can be demanding, but she's still your sister.
Greg: I know, but no matter how hard I try to please her we just always end up arguing. She's so ungrateful for everything I've done.
Shaun: Hmm, I can understand you there.
Greg: How's getting L to calm down on the drugs?
Shaun: It's not going great. The fact she can convince me to join in doesn't help. Infact there's a beach party tonight that I didn't want to go to but...
Greg: Oh yeah, about that, do you mind if I tag along? I need to take my mind off things and speak to everyone again.
Shaun: But what about Twilight?
Greg: Emily will be fine. If anyone asks me about her I won't say a thing.
Shaun: Qt
Greg: IFKR

[They smile imanely and strut off together in sync to Kelly Rowlands "Work"]

Scene 3 - Marks house

[Mark is sat inside on the internet. He gets a message from a group conversation with Gary, Shaun, Greg, Rory and James.]

Gary says:
hey Mark, you goin to the beach party tonight?
Greg says:
Hey Shaun, could you download the Digital Dog remix of JLS's beat again please?
Shaun sent:
Play sound: GREGJLSWTF
Greg says:
LOL
James says:
-something irrelevant-
Rory says:
JAMES WHY THE **** AREN'T I IN YOUR STORY?!?!? tyra/
Mark says:
idk gary i was gonna visit twilight
James says:
You have a minor role Rory sad/
Greg says:
She's fine Mark, don't worry about her. Come tonight :D
Gary says:
who cares Mark, she ruined my party, come to the beach.
Jen has entered the conversation
Greg says:
Hi Jen!
James has left the coversation
Jen says:
:\
Mark says
It's not her fault that ****ing bus driver was a mess?

[Mark signs out and looks at his wall of posters]

Mark: I'll get to you, even if I use innocent people.

Scene 4 - Beach party

[Greg arrives at 9pm. A fire is going and various teenagers are drinking and dancing to Maximo Parks "Our Velocity" He walks down to Shaun who is holding a half full bottle of wine]

Shaun: Ohai Greg.
Greg: Hai, I bought rum.
Shaun: Fierce, it's good to see you out again, it's been too long.
Greg: I know, it'll be great to see everyone again.
Hugo: Greg!

[Hugo stumbles over, obviously one cocktail too many]

Hugo: How's Twilight doing? (HOTMESS)
Greg: Really Hugo? Is that all you want to talk to me about?

[Greg walks away]

Shaun: Nice one Summer.
Hugo: Summer?
Shaun: Last season. [Shaun eyes him and leaves abruptly]

[Greg walks towards Jen]

Greg: Jen!

[Jen turns around and is suprised at Gregs presence]

Jen: Greg! [They hug] How've you been? Long time no see.
Greg: I know! How is it after the breakup?
Jen: ...we haven't broken up?
Greg: Oh, I assumed.

[He points over to James who's playing acoustic to a group of girls. James then leans in and kisses Brona. Jen drops her appletini and struts over. She slaps him.]

Jen: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH EACH OTHER.

[Shaun stands up and gets his fan out walking towards the argument]

James: Well why don't you **** off with whoever you were thinking of over me.
Jen That wasn't in our relationship James! That was my previous one where I fell for you over Marcjswp!

[An awkward silence. thebeast farts really loud]

thebeast: Sorry, lawl.

[Jen walks away crying.]

Brona: Jen, wait! [she runs after her]
Recolypse: Guys, the ****'s just hit the fan, Twilight's here again!

[Everyone squeals in excitement]

Greg: ****ING WHAT?!?! tyra/
Billy: What's your problem, just because everyone wants her here and not you?! [He continues to make out with Ghettosuperstar, who has dressed up as Diana Vickers]
Greg: Ouch...

[Twilight steps out the limozine with Mark as they strut down the park leading to the beach, this time with the two admin following her. Meanwhile, back down at the beach.]

Jords: I hope she's alright, I heard she had surgery
Stephanie: She's been through everything, rehab didn't stop her.
Jack_: Exactly, she's still a national star.
Stephanie: umg Jack_ you only heard of her last night. I'm making a thread about this. All in lowercase.
Jack_: rofl
Stephanie: lol x
Recolypse: There she is!

[The crowds scream and barge towards her. The security step infront. Greg goes around and pulls Mark aside]

Greg: What the **** do you think you're doing?
Mark: She wanted to go out.
Twilight: Greg, what're you doing here, you're meant to be working?
Greg: That ****ing does it.

[Greg walks away. Mark and Twilight shrug to each other and take their mojito's off admin James.

[Greg is crying by the sea. He blows his nose into a tissue. He overhears Jen and Brona]

Brona: I didn't know, I swear!
Jen: I swear to God Brona, this isn't the first time you've tried to get with my man, you ****ing knew.
Dean: Hey

[Dean sits next to Greg, Greg hides any sign of him weeping]

Dean: I know how it feels to be underappreciated, don't worry.
Greg: Really?
Dean: Yeah, I mean LemonJam didn't even make me a main character in this. WHAT THE HELL LJ, I'M MORE INTERESTING THAN ****ING GREG.

[Greg cries further]

Dean: Oh, sorry. If it's any consolation, I think you're better than her.
Greg: Thanks Dean, you're a true friend, you know that?
Dean: I do what I can Greg (s0b)

[Shaun staggers over with a now empty bottle of wine and looks at Gregs tissue inbetween Gregs legs. His eyes widen.]

Shaun: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!?!

[An acoustic version of Nobody Knows by P!nk plays over as it goes over the beach]
[Rory is sat in the corner, bitching and whining that James didn't give him much in this episode either]
[Hugo staggers around and looks over to Twilight, who is talking to Gary, Shaun and Mark with the bodyguards behind them]
[Brona looks over at James, who is playing his guitar by the fire looking blankly at the floor while Damaris, Karl, Nate and MargeryFan laugh at Harry trying a bong for the first time.]
[Ross is still rolling in the park, clutching his eyes]
[Jen puts her feet into the water as her dress and hair blows in the wind. She looks over to the party with a tear down her cheek [/sfemo]]
[Greg and Dean are sat together staring at the sea. as the music fades out.]

Greg: ...the seas making my balls wet.

Skins