Jonas has wanked 25 times in one day... what's your record?
 

I can't believe he said he's masturbated 25 times in one day! What a filthy individual. It disgusts me that someone not only does that, but says it publicly! :eek:

I rarely masturbate... I am more of a sex man.

What is your record of masturbation in one day?

True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only :nono:

It disgusts you but then you ask people their record LOL.

Lmao

Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.

Do you mean those invisible ones you can buy?

honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|

LMFAO @ you being so honest in this thread

Isin't it ever so convinient how certain laws in The Bible have an expiration date? :rolleyes:

Not under the Catholic Church.

True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country :).

Oh, the religion that has records for it being made up?

Christianity is not made up :mad:

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

It is, theres just no proof for it. But theres proof showing protestantism is made up :)

Gavin,people are allowed to not believe in Christiany. It's called freedom of speech :p As long as they're insulting you.

He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username :D But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.

The Protestants don't care about Biblical bans on mixed fabrics, playing instruments, shellfish, or women wearing trousers, but don't get them started on gay marriage, because God says NO.

LOL @ this thread.

Boring sods.

Okay i will be someone who will post it...

3 times was the most.

Jag heter Jonas, jag alskar onani!! :dance:

My Swedish is a little rusty but I think that roughly translates to 'My name is Jonas, I love masturbation!!'.

Like 5 not sure if its ever been 6.

25 times ****ing hell..

LOL I'm intrigued by others records!

Mine is no where near 25

In answer to the OP, about 6.

25 would hurt too much ur right lol, Depends but if he has been on something like coke though, I know that helps :xyxwave:

i reckon i've been close to the double figure mark, back in my hayday

trolltastic.

how do I ignore people on here? I forget.

I wank over the bible quite a bit, and the OFCOM logo. I'm partial to jizzing over some hooknose, occasionally, too. Oh, and the odd Stephen Baldwin wank doesn't go a miss.

i bet it's the incest parts

8...

My hero is Josef Fritzl, didn't you know? :joker:

you have problems bbz x

:shrug:

NO1 TOLD ME. I THOUGHT I WUZ NORMAL. :bawling:

Basshunter's 25 wanks were probably all about farts

PMSL

I don't know why that made me laugh so, but it did!

aw, don't worry x

7 for me

In all honesty, probably three.

25 times seems impossible. You'd have to have spent your ENTIRE day jacking off. The most I've done in a day is 3.

I must have done at least 15 some day, once apon a time. SOmebody work out the maths that like 1.15 wanks an hour he is talking about. I can see how that can be done. Not so much cum involved tho.